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Beach says hi. Personally I think all conference calls should be conducted here

Not now motion sensor light at the bottom of the stairs when I'm the only person home.

I have just thrown away all of my long-term odd socks. Countdown to suddenly finding their pairs in a forgotten drawer in 3, 2, 1....

What do you mean 'only Tuesday', the weekend was months ago

This is rather awful :(

I'm just putting my heating on to check it's all working, honest.

11/10, no notes.

#totp

Oh god, fuck, just look at that thing. Incredible Artists, turns out, a good thing

TOTP off to a flyer then...

Occasionally, sorting out a pile of overdue paperwork offers up gems.

So, which do I see first - Shaun the Sheep or Sense and Sensibility?

A neighbour is a landscape gardener of long standing. He only keeps bags of cuttings in his van overnight (no tools), is STILL surprised when spiders and bugs set off his alarm.

Want to split a mortgage and ask each other if we’re hungry for the rest of our lives, or nah?

It’s been such a great privilege to get to know Denise, who is one of the United Kingdom’s last surviving wild pandas.

Baltimora is a banger #totp

Play Dan Hartman you cowards #totp

Hell yesss! Curveballllllll! #totp

Putting tights over the camera has a similar blur effect to this, but doesn't smear #totp

They directed Peter Gabriel's 'Don't give up' video y'know. I love that frickin video (and want one of those hugs - iykyk). #TOTP

My targeted ads on fb are suggesting I might like to move to Canada. I guess even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

The wry annoyance at myself for being irrationally upset and huffy at picking up my apple pencil and finding it out of battery, completely forgetting I could just pick up an ACTUAL lead pencil, make the note and happily get on with my day.

US Open Tennis being excellent value today, Tiafoe Vs Michelson was very special.

I've just listened to the entirety of 'Ladies and Gentlemen' by George Michael and god I miss him.

Better than the last few days, although as soon as a website posts a picture of one of my faves with no easily discernable title to the piece, I'm still presuming the worst.

As a veteran of the 2016 'year of the scythe', I'm having flashbacks to why I turned off the BBC news alert and never switched it back on. It felt like every day back then so I hope this is a blip in comparison.

Just a reminder that there's a Will Shakespeare miniseries from the heyday of BBC historicals starring Tim Curry as Shakespeare and Ian McShane as Marlowe, and it's on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...

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Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

This 😭

tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny

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if you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it’s like living in the UK

I'm a bit bored with LOL, can we go back to ROFL?

How to get my Lord of the Rings box set back from my mum? She said she'd like to borrow it for the weekend about 3 months ago and she is still watching it most weeks apparently. I'm going to just have to buy it again aren't I.