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In Onmund's Travels there are two brothers who have threesomes with other men. I left it ambiguous as to whether they were blood relatives, which I've since regretted as cowardice. But with draconian new laws coming into effect in the UK soon, I might have actually made the legally prudent choice.

It finally happened. AI came for my day job

resident reevil requiem

people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit

I've been thinking about how, after Dolly Parton's death, her incredible career was barely even mentioned - compliments of that sort were forgone in favour of praising her benevolence and charity. How impressive to be such a talent and still have that be secondary to your wonderful character

Me when people leave kudos on my fics:

I've done a smut again, this time for the Final Fantasy XV fandom - I've had so many ideas and this is part of my attempt to get some WIPs out the door. Expect more! This one specifically is about two horny best friends who both have the hots for the same man. archiveofourown.org/works/89498441

Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku

⚠️Writing tip!⚠️ Never use that ghastly cliché, "his head was blown clean off." If someone's going to have something blown off, make it dirty! No clean head-blowing. You want your head to be blown memorably. So, once more: blow them dirty, dirty sloppy head. Thank you!

I've written some new smut! A few short stories based on an idea + artwork by @otterintraining.bsky.social, and shared with their permission. Expect large men in a sci-fi setting, with all of their normal-sized colleagues being company-mandated free use. Fun! archiveofourown.org/works/871462...

I don't use AI in my personal or professional writing, and will never, so some dipshit saying that actually everyone uses it is untrue in the same way that saying that nobody washes their hands after using the bathroom is untrue -- a lie to excuse a repulsive personal failing.

Don't do life updates that often so here's two in one: I lost my job last month (boo!) but I just got a new job and I think it's better than the old one (yay!)

Whiterun Guards when you look at their chastity cage saying "It's locked for a reason!"

Love having my friends over for poker. Love it even more when I buy in for £10 and cash out for £36

It's Shane. Ah, my beloved Shane

The problem with starting a new Stardew Valley save is that I want to date Sam, Shane, Alex and Sebastian more or less equally. My boys 😌

One day I'll do a face reveal. Maybe. But for those curious, this is a drawing of me that a friend at work did

My boyfriend was on a zoom call for work and his tummy rumbled so loud that a reminder popped up to tell him his mic was muted

Until recently the idea of femme and/or straight furries hadn't ever crossed my mind. I had always assumed it was a gay guy thing. Availability bias, I suppose

Sometimes I feel like I'm racing Bethesda to finish my lengthy Skyrim fic before Elder Scrolls VI comes out. Both projects have suffered massive setbacks and delays; it's like we're the two slowest kids on a sports day and we both keep tripping over our own feet

it's the big day

Considering getting this on a t-shirt

I feel like what publishers took away from Baldur’s Gate’s success is that every game needs to have like 5000 hours of content, instead of the much more valuable takeaway imo: you need to let players have sex with a demon lady and a man who turns into a bear

Manchester Christmas markets with friends. I had a burrito with halloumi AND hash browns

I'm still amazed at how instantly and completely my interest in Magic: the Gathering was killed when they forced external IPs into standard. I went from playing 30+ minutes online most days to not having played at all since February. Funny how something that meant so much to me can just... end.

I miss "installation wizards"

Skyrim guards be like: Good with a sword, eh? You better not put it up my ass :( :( :(

The plural of "milf" is "milves".

Connected my grand to the Nonlinear Labs C15 via my MIDI sensor bar that we had made for the re:member tour. Little expression pedal by the piano controlling the intensity of the synth layer and you've got hours of fun wholesome ambient family time 😳

cw: noncon I wrote something dark for Halloween this year... read it if you dare. It's about a young guard searching for the werewolf that's been killing locals, which leads him to an older huntsman's shack in the middle of the forest. archiveofourown.org/works/73333596