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Real art isn't meant to coddle you. It's also not meant to challenge your preconceptions or evoke an emotional response. It's meant to be annoying

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if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

Didn't die

Guest: Poo poo is good Subway takes guy: 100% agree. Guest: I love eating poo poo and drinking pee pee Subway takes guy: I love poo poo

About to take off on a flight. Should probably make one last post in case the plane crashes

It finally happened. AI came for my day job

As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't.

ICE agent slipping on a banana peel and doing a perfect backflip and landing it perfectly and then getting pissed off because the entire squad had their body cameras off

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

They had this on twitter. it was called "FAV STAR"

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[Cut to chef in kitchen sweating while chugging unknown liquid] Chef: I am God's perfect angel. I have trained under every famous chef. I have a "seventh sense" that allows me to know that the clientele will crave. The demon Ramsay has been summoned here to test me, nothing more.

comic: sports friends

been watching kitchen nightmares clips on youtube

[any time any american online friend hasn't been online in a few days] Ah they most likely died in Iraq. fighting insurgents. damned shame

It is: ableist to say that I'm not allowed to open Magic the Gathering The Hobbit™ booster packs on my phone while driving exactly between both lanes. It's also classist because I bought the cards with in-game currency instead of spending real money on gems

comic: keys

Mandatory gdpr training at work said "Raw data is like oxygen for AI systems, and the more they have, the better they work!" Whatever man I already knew that raw data is like oxygen for AI systems. and i also knew that productivity scales linearly with oxygen intake

Dimethyl mercury is just the scary-sounding scientific name for water. It's fine. "It's a chemical". Yes, water is a chemical.

Regretfully correct. We deserve this and worse

I love to read a beautiful book and have it profoundly change my life for 45 seconds

He was the one in that tiny Elmo costume

Was really excited to check out the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer. Sadly was let down when it turns out they put a bunch of disney bullshit in it. Would've been willing to deal with that but then I saw they made this one an action RPG. As a huge fan of the series I'm very disappointed

Realistic take on Spec Ops: The Line featuring a chilling moment where, during a routine white phosphorus bombing of civilians, the player accidentally kills an enemy combatant

(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well

Working on a zathura-style reimagining of LOST where it takes place on space. They're on a routine space flight and they crash into a small planet. the rest of the show is exactly the same including the parts where the writers have to improvise around all the female actors getting duis at once

[loudly dictating post into voice recognition software on the bus] Ice makes cold drinks hit different

Incredible news. Elon Musk just turned one of his testicles into liquid so he could inject it into the other one. The pink haired woman from the triggered feminist meme template must be seething 😂

Who do I hope wins the World Cup? No one. I hope every team loses because I'm evil and I want everyone in the world to be unhappy. I truly believe in the power of sport to immiserate

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Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as ultra-tragedy - a new form of tragedy that's twice as sad and four TIMES the result of a protagonist's tragic flaw

Honestly 😭 if U celebrating 4th of July today fuck your ignorant dumbas[piece of black mold from my ceiling falls in my mouth and my pupils get all small] Fucked ET last night. Came in 5 strokes. I was shook. Whole thing felt like a pussy

Kind of low key entertaining to see a dumb guy do something stupid

Expertly making the iconic "sad face" when it's called for in conversation - I'm talking edges of lips curved downwards, eyebrows scrunched up, head tilted slightly to side... yeah, I guess you could say I'm an empath