Anby

Hello, nerds. We are making major changes around here. Henceforth I am known as Anby Black, with that first name either pronounced as ˈɑn.biʔ ˈæn.biʔ I will tolerate being called ‘Brooke’ still but this is a short term experiment to see if this is something I want to do long term. Thank you

I don’t have the bravery to post this directly under there but I’m sure one of you do

me and the girls™️ going 200 mph on i-90 in the exit lane so none of us can get ticketed

Fun fact: I used to write. Also the post that inspired this is in my polycule. I am going to write some top notch cringe when I’m home today and you WILL enjoy it

I’m sure some of you are car people. How cool of a spot is this

here are MY shots from this weekend's Drive Deviant meetup at Mose Auto (I wanted to take more but I was slammed lol) feat @fluxeterna.bsky.social and @sportzagato.bsky.social!

Owner of the Z is my lovely girlfriend, but her account is quite nsfw on main so I will let her reveal herself in my comments if she wants to

Good vibes and good rides at yesterday's Queer car Show at Mosé Auto, with appearances from @victoriascott.bsky.social, @midnightdorifto.bsky.social and @fluxeterna.bsky.social. #WeirdCarBS

This is something you’d do in arma while waiting for the game to load

JUST A REMINDER for those of you in Seattle looking for something to do tomorrow: catch me at Mosé Auto from 2-6 for the queer car show, I’ll be tabling for @tractionpnw.bsky.social out of the Jeep!!!

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bunnyly enough, the pronunciation for “ICE-hole” is pretty similar to “AI-sshole”, so saying that word out loud can describe two different kinds of chud

Saw a “Please be patient - self driving car” sticker on a Tesla today. What is your opinion on this, bsky

What’s the phrase up here? If you can’t do it in the rain, you can’t do it?

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I don’t know how many of y’all really see me regularly, but we’ll meet again. Don’t know where, don’t know when. Sorry if I don’t make it out of tonight’s depression spiral, I think it’s finally time

@ goodwill on Dearborn, $20 Blahaj

my boss had a heart attack in the back of my bus. How’s your day going

the “GT” on the back of cars actually means “Girl Thing”

Someone tried to tip me their car today at work . I will not elaborate

Makes sense

This but I have a muzzle on (Pic by @victoriascott.bsky.social)

My partner called hit podcast “Tran Girlismo” GIRL TOURISMO the other day al

@trangirlismo.bsky.social micro meet at lezztalkaboutit

I never really consumed a ton of media with Tim Curry in it because I was sheltered, but as an adult, I know him from playing the Prosecutor in The Wall Live. RIP

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The only thing worse than being urinated on at work (which is tolerable) is having to drive to Bellevue 4 times in one day (which is not)

It’s the 8th inning. An umpire brings a beer to a random Seattle mariner. He drinks the entire can, and then blacks out. The score is now 21-0

Personal thread for various things I get tipped at work (I’m a bus driver for the elderly)

I got to ride the 2 line to go to Redmond for an eye exam today. I gotta say, cross lake does, in fact, cross that lake

I’ve decided to learn how to speak Cantonese to make my job easier - it feels fucking GOOD to use it for the first time, not only because Cantonese is a hard language and learning it feels challenging, but bc the cantonese elders I drive around laugh in disbelief when they discover I’m learning it

Oh, you’re into HDG? You’re a collared green, right? Isn’t that what they call florets?

Little known fun fact; once Trump was inside of the food cart, he is no longer under the care of Th Secret Service. His safety at that point actually belongs to Meal Team 6