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Holy shit. Did a rocket just blow up over LA???

🚨Unearthed footage shows Trump bragging about hiring a teenage girl because she was “so pretty.” When a woman asks to be a flight attendant on his jet, he says, “You can work on my plane anytime,” then calls it a “death wish”—comparing himself to an alcoholic around Scotch.

What the Iranians need to do is to declare Trump an honorary Ayatollah, and give him a really, really, really big perade, and he’d let them enrich all the uranium they want

The kids are alright.

Love my LA.

Los Angeles school worker shares frustration over parents having to leave their children’s graduation ceremony because ICE raided an elementary school’s graduation today

Armed, masked and militarized federal agents arresting people at their workplaces. Proud of the resistance LA is showing.

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

Internet FTW

I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.

Is Rahm Emanuel drunk or high on CNN right now?

Another example of how the target year for making America great again is actually…1775

“BRING HIM HOME” 🔥

Ask yourself: Why would anyone who wasn’t an asset of the Russian government do this? Why would any decent human being do this?

“Polestar wants to deliver the final blow. … Polestar is offering anyone who owns or leases a Tesla $5,000 off a lease on a brand new Polestar 3. Combined with their latest $15,000 Polestar Clean Vehicle Incentive, any Tesla driver can buy a Polestar 3 for a whopping $20,000 off.”

San Pancho at night

Five things I accomplished this week 1. Wallowed in dread that a coup occurred but few noticed 2. Considered renouncing my citizenship 3. Surfed a bunch of foreign real estate (gay marriage and weed legal in Uruguay) 4. See 1 5. Got a last trip to Mexico in before the special forces attack.

Board member of META asks a very good question.

The three mafiosos

Can not believe that Jake Tapper did the full hour on the plane crash when there are massive geo-economic earthquakes happening and the rule of law is under attack.

The subtext: white men are infallible. If anything goes wrong it’s because genetically inferior brown people or women hired because of affirmative action did it.

Moved to hear this rain pounding our roof in LA.

And I always thought that the flux capacitor wasn’t real

Such a dope thing to have a massive art-tron on a public basketball court outside the Intuit Dome.

#artinla