🎟️ Mayamiko

GW8 Final score a Leeds cleansheet is an automatic green arrow. 7pts sees me rise from 1.9m to 1.5m | 29 total, 14 less than opponent. Team was built around Saka Cherki Cunha so all 3 losing their starting places in a week is supremely annoying #FPL

i truly do dislike XL bullies. dogs shouldn’t look like they go to the gym

honestly utd need an arteta style rebuild to cleanse the clerb from the ground up

wait David Beckham never won a ballon d’or? why do people glaze him so much then ?

one thing i love about Haaland is that he always scored against Arsenal, Liverpool, & United. his win record vs red cartel is something to behold

it was hilarious when Mbappe said he’d dedicate the Ballon D’or to Africa if he won

We’re here erase Salah & Kane from the history books 🤞

Yamal fumbled this ballon dor. stage was set for him to do ANYTHING in the world cup knockout

at least Mbappe’s shit season wasn’t rewarded with a ballon d’or. madrid will probably boycott again

Avengers endgame is like if grrm wrote the red wedding and they all died then in the next book stannis and his guys came and resurrected everyone that was killed . how lame would that have been

one of my biggest fears is that i’ll go to shake someone’s hand and they’ll turn out to be one of those people that like to smooch your cheek and i’ll instinctively turn my head and we’ll accidentally kiss

"Thank you for changeing my life"... "Sir were literally Just James Trafford and Tarik Murharemovic"- rough week otherwise, hope you did better

reply to emails, apply to grad jobs, read a little sci fi, read a little course material, chip away at my assignment, apply to more grad jobs

man my appetite has been so crazy today. last time it was this bad i had a puberty growth spurs that took me form 5’6 to 5’10, heres hoping i have the same luck at 23 (formerly 22)

man this 🆕 umbrella is treating me well, opens up like liverpool’s defence when Jeremy Doku is on the pitch

a reform newspaper was forcibly fed through my door who can i sue about this

you shouldn’t be able to claim any sort of english ‘eritage at all if you don’t have a good umbrella and strong feelings about what makes a good cup of tea

Gvardiol ⬇️ Hill ⬆️

GW8 Final score a Leeds cleansheet is an automatic green arrow. 7pts sees me rise from 1.9m to 1.5m | 29 total, 14 less than opponent. Team was built around Saka Cherki Cunha so all 3 losing their starting places in a week is supremely annoying #FPL

i’m at family functions like guys we’re broke do we really need the latest iphones and laptops

#goodmeals

TAV !!!

#FPL PLEASE don't give it as an OG.

conceding 2 is insane. why didn’t they just buy the ref?

this is what a Haaland goal feels like to Man City fans

worst part of scrolling on bsky: the terrible AI facebook politics memes that get thousands of likes

my review for #clayface !!

our striking viking wins again

just got out of the clayface what the hell is going on in that chelsea game

3pm fixtures uninspiring either going to cinema or back to sleep

at least my captain didn’t blank #silverlinings

unbeaten record going because donnarumma struggles with any shot that’s lower than his hips

Donnarumma needs to go man

Jackson’s playing like he saw my posts about his age

SPEARED BY THE VIKING !!!

i love that Maresca makes subs proactively and isn’t afraid to hook someone off after a bad half

GUEHI OFFF

Ait Nouri in for Guehi at half time, Haaland brace by full time 🤞🤞

Guehi needs to be dropped

tread carefully any time you see a city defence without Matheus N

wow today we face our face real test away from home in the league im so nervous