Chris

I've not been posting in the wake of the GF. It broke my heart, not in a 2008 way but it really hurt. The cocks who sat around us (total posing theatre-going cunts), the idiotic Brisbane karaoke wank fest, Danger and Jezz. 😭 Anyway...went to the AFLW today to see our girls win. ♥️

Go Cats!!! (getting ready to head to Melbourne soonish and won't be experiencing the day on my phone but taking it all in like such a day should... hoping to put some thoughts together later but that's probably result dependent🤞)

Got my tickets to the GF. Now to jitter like a loon for a week.

This game just cost me $1000... because I'm GOING TO THE GRAND FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!?

This game is killing me. #AFLCatsHawks

GO CAAAAAAAAATS!

I cannot wait for tomorrow night!

Cats eat birds

Oh fuck I needed some cheery news this morning. 😆

Dempsey with the finish #CatsvLions #AFL #Geelong finals footy

Eat shit you homophobe fucks! #aflcrowpies

The men's match was good though. Sydney has had some form of late, so it felt like a statement. Stewart and Stengle are back in form. I think I'm in love with Rhys Stanley. All the boys are primed for September.

Didn't get around to any level of recap from the weekend. Gutted for the L against North. Absolutely in it until a massive fadeaway in the last quarter. Great to see the girls out there (I watched on telly but didn't make it as I had a day in Melbourne with my daughter) & hoping for a W next week.

Last night was good. I remember when Essendon were basically football royalty, so I'll never see a 40+ point win over those fuckers as anything less than brilliant. Was it perfect football from us? No. But I like that there was a challenge. Some really good signs, especially for our squad depth.

Another beautiful day at KP. Loved Neale, Jezz, silky Martin, Holmes, Guthrie, Gryan.

Despite efforts to rehabilitate his reputation, Toby is a total dog but the AFL emphatically looks after its pets.

Might make these posts a bit less thready from now on. So... good win. Bailey worked his way into some nice form. Jezz was nuts. Loved his show. It was fun to sit up high but let's say the demographic was a bit different to what I'm used to. 😆

Steven May knew exactly what he was doing. Has form. Is a dog.

I haven't seen the coverage so I don't know if it's been mentioned but Bailey Smith ran what looked like a fitness test about an hour before the match. He definitely didn't seem right throughout the day, so maybe he's carrying something?

The Suns are utter fakes. Imagine a team made up of top ten draft picks that still can't win games. #AFLCrowsSuns

Great win. I get that the Saints suck but it was a bit of a danger game all the same. Mannagh played close to his best game. Jezza was brilliant, especially early. Guthrie continues his defensive reliability. Holmes was elite. Great to see Tyson back.

Got the win that’s all that matters. Onto next week! #AFLCatsSaints

AFL bsky seems frighteningly close to being dead.

Still not over the moon about the performance last night but I need to point out a shining positive. Shannon Neale. He's been pretty good this year and receiving due credit but I wasn't quite on board. I am now. He presented well. His kick form is (to me) technically perfect. He has a huge future.

THEY AREN'T FUCKING MARKS!

Doubtful that I'll do summary for this one. Utterly atrocious umpiring. Fuck them. Seriously, it's just cheating.

Such a great debut. I'm super keen to see what comes next. www.sen.com.au/news/2025/07...

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AFL media will write articles like "The top 3 underrated players in the comp" and it will be Clayton Oliver, Serong & Pendlebury or whoever. I'd like to definitively tell everyone who the most underrated player is. It's Tom Atkins. No arguments. Underrated. But he's an absolute a-grade star.

This is absolutely a late change sort of game. As long as it's not Jezz.

Lol. The AFL's "it's not us, it's you" attitude, while continuing to treat the competition with contempt. Rubbish umpires, stupid rules, and *that* fixture. 🙃

I am truly lost for words…rest in peace Diogo. Condolences to his family and friends. 😔💔🕊️🙏

OMFG I'M DEVASTATED. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

As somebody within the LGBTQ world, sad really sums it up. Jason Akermanis' hateful words from years ago come to mind when I wonder about any players suffering a silence for something that we should have moved on from years ago. www.sen.com.au/news/2025/07...