John Delmenico

this doesn’t have the aura of the big banana, big prawn or big merino. it doesn’t deserve be the considered alongside the goats.

they are speedrunning becoming a real team

Watching succession for the first time

For the first time since I've been getting these updates on Helen Haines' condition from the Alfred it has changed from critical to serious but stable.

Jordon Steele-john leaking the letter should be grounds alone to be kicked from the party/parliament Absolutely fucked

I don’t have anyone to talk to about Ethan Klein having an affair and making his wife dress up as Thing 1 and the alleged affair partner dress up as Thing 2

The longest I was ever grounded growing up was because my mum saw a psychic who said I was hiding something and was going to lie about it

‘Please don’t put in the papers that I look chopped and busted’

"every morning i mindfully kick a handcuffed farmer off a cliff"

she wants you to buy the chaser annual chasershop.com/products/the...

ive seen a dozen people say 'will the glee reboot address IT' and there is a decent chance that every one of them was referencing something different

the only interesting thing about albo is when he lies for no reason, "it wasnt a dirt file, i wanted the media to praise my political opponent" "i didnt trip over" etc etc why does he feel the need to do this shit lol

The Aunty Donna Subway sketch has does permanent damage to my brain where now any time I see a subway ad I think of pitch meeting from the sketch

"It really feels like you're in a car with a family saying they love you," said Elon Musk chaser.com.au/general-news...

"if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" wonderful question, and the answer is yes of course, i trust my friends completely and would love to do an activity with them

Why are we giving America all this Aukus money if they won’t even give us You Can See Everything on time?

“In this last season, Emily fully embraces what it means to be a young person in France,” said Netflix. chaser.com.au/entertainmen...

'turning the temperature down' is also nowhere near as effective at reducing violence as strongly and generously meeting people's immediate health, welfare, wellbeing and educational needs

the problem with 'we need to bring the temperature down' statements is that most of the people who say it are also the Garfield meme

That bullshit statement alone should get Jordan Steele-John kicked out of the party and the senate

Oda saw one drag show and decided that his series needed an army of drag queens and other queer ppl to overthrow its fascist govt and every day I wish I was at whatever show that was

Bahn Mi Sanders

Melbourne is such a beautiful city 😍

No you don’t understand, the shows aimed at kids and teens when I was that age were sophisticated and cool, not this new childish cringe stuff for kids I hate watch in my 30s

Insecure men who get mad about female friends wanting to tell them stories about their dating lives with men will never know that they are just cutting themselves off from access to the treasure trove of content that is hearing how dogshit the average man is at dating

House House announcing that the reason Big Walk isn’t coming to XBOX is because Microsoft is on the BDS list makes me love that little Aussie studio even more, as if untitled goose game wasn’t perfect enough already

Nearly a decades worth of allegations means the greens definitely knew and were sweeping it under the rug

‘The Sydney Morning Herald has reported that a letter from seven party members was sent to Greens leader David Shoebridge on Tuesday night. The letter states the group has been made aware of "multiple allegations" against the senator that span from 2017 to 2025.’

The Chaser Annual 2026 is now available for pre-order, the perfect book for anyone who can't afford to give a jet as a gift. chasershop.com/products/the...

it looks so pretty when it’s night time so you can’t see how gross the Yarra is

the two events at this venue are PAX gaming and a hygiene conference, perfectly balanced as all things should be

Multiple people at PAX have already assumed I have a media or content creator pass, grossly underestimating my laziness when I comes to filling out the forms needed to get one

Melbourne is already doing that thing where it is really pretty to try convince me to not go home

Out of office

i will be at PAX AUS this weekend, i will be roaming around in my Awkward, Mildy - Successful Comedian cosplay

highly recommend following your lawyer on social media, you can think 'look at my lawyer dawg' every time they have the same crash outs that everyone else on social media have

The existence of AI Slop, implies the existence of AI Slip and AI Slap

Seems depressingly relevant again

just wrote a parody piece for the chaser annual and it might be my favourite thing ive ever written, i wrote from an angle that makes me want to punch myself in the face, it's perfect

“I have a bomb”