Yukon LumberJake Cornelius

I'm an absentee hop father

Today, more or less, is the start of the annual Spanakopita festival. Let the games begin!

Is there a little domino, big domino scenario where Oracle fails and that leads to David Ellison having to abdicate his throne as King Shit, owner of media?

Heard the guy in front of me in the drive through clapping. Definitely a sign to check the Brewers score again.

If y'all hate that roof so much maybe you start playing ball in the snow.

I wasn't privy to Acid Bath before this show, but that was neat. Uncle Al is next.

Could've seen John Crowbar tonight but didn't. May regret that later.

My proposal for civil service is that we all take turns with a bull horn and occupy spaces where officials (both elected and appointed) are and shout shut the fuck up when they say some dumb shit or lie.

This bit where my server doesn't hit the UPS when the power flickers and reboots instead finally killed my jellyfin config. I don't wanna spend an hour re-doing all that

A more appropriate title for Tales from the Crypt would be "Domestic Violence, but Spooky."

Saw a C8 on Montana tags, a rare sight in SE Wi. Usually we only commit registration fraud to avoid emissions testing.

I think I could name maybe 1 Turnstile song. That said, that might have been a top 3 show for the year.

I'm in Chicago to see Danny Elfman, or as I call it, supporting the Josh Freese career fair.

To the E60 owner who decided on an exhaust: thank you.

#venturebros

this came to me in a dream

Y'all wanna see a dead body?

Like the coldest winter chill Kenan beside you (Kel within)

The fact that Coyote v ACME was kept away so long is an act of anti-Will Forte discrimination.

Heard that 7:30 is the track cutoff.

Waiting for the USF Pro race to start any minute now.

It gon' rain

On the lawn at Pebble Beach last Sunday and hauling trash today. The life of a junkman.

Is there gonna be a Topilino Jailbreak? It should go like 45.

Thinking about the Escalade I saw with a MaxPeedingRods sticker.

The 21C Spyder looks like one of those hilltop bathtubs a couple would be sitting in one of those early '00s boner pull commercials. But with bucket seats.

I heard tomorrow's RTI schedule is a 20min practice directly into Race 1.

Choosing to believe that Valen is a portmaneu of Van Halen.

Bam Magera's kid looks like he about to find the golden ticket.

Isn't the Miura transverse?

Live action FLCL but Haruko is played by Michael Cera.

lone survivor

Saw an xA with wheels, mud flaps, and an exhaust. Kinda looked like what a 4 door rally Festiva would look like.

Short form video is wild. I just watched a guy "repair" an exhaust bolt hole on an aluminum head using a riv-nut.

Just saw a Ralliart Eclipse Cross and I have at least two questions.