FPL Minteh

Up where the spiders live and the owls sleep. What a hit from Dunk there! Despite missing all 4 of their first-choice attackers, Brighton have now scored 2 more than any other team in the league 😳🔥

#FPL GW4 ✍️ 2/2 FT: Tzolis -> Gomez Mbeumo -> Palmer 🧢 Triple Captain Palmer 🥶🧊❄️ 🌍 97k Good luck! 😄

#UCLfantasy MD1 Review 🎯 138 points 🌍 191 in the world We’re in dreamland here!

#UCLfantasy 🌍 2832 itw 🔥 🔜 6 to play for the final games of MD1!

Mbappe, Haaland, Guirassy captainers: 12, 24, 26pts respectively 😴😴😴 Marc ‘Big Dick Bus Bomb Survirvor’ Bartra captainers: 36 points 😮‍💨🔥📈

#UCLfantasy - my favourite fantasy format! Double attack from Bayern, Barca Dorgu and 3x Stuttgart bc Viking and Sabah are probably shit Taking on Haaland (22%) and K.Mbappe (69%) 🎲 Also taking on Ethan Mbappe (0%), with the Bartra cap :p Good luck! 😄

#fpl GW3 50 points on the FH and a 70%🔻 Annoyingly, only 4-5 points more than my chipless team would’ve had. Looking forward to not having this ridiculously expensive, 200% EO Haaland guy. It’s Palmer time! 🥶🧊

#fpl GW3: Free Hit Active! Triple Brentford defence + De Cuyper Triple City attack vs Coventry Wirtz x Isak at Ipswich Saka and Wissa to finish it off Good luck! 😄

#FPL GW2 106 points, 3%🔻 Of course we get 24 points on the bench after 17 in BB1 🫩 Current thinking for GW3 is to save chips for later, get 2 City mids and take on Haaland: GW3 Tzolis, Mbeumo -> Cherki, Foden GW4 Bruno -> Palmer Use wildcard in 6/7 and FH in 9/12

Having a hard time with this benching dilemma… need to start 3 and bench 3 of the guys on the left 😅 Current thinking (right) is to back Rogers, Tzolis & White, though expect Tarko & Muha both hit defcon here 🤔 Imagine other BB1’ers are in the same boat; where are we at people? #fpl #fplcommunity

Was wondering when Romeo Lavia last played football for 90 minutes… It was 13 May 2023, no less than 1200 days ago. Lavia started alongside James Ward-Prowse for Southampton, against a Fulham squad featuring Mitrovic, Willian, Shane Duffy and Cedric Soares.

83 points, 46k A very nice start! 😁🔥

🔒 Locked in for GW1! 🧢 Bruno captain, No Haaland 🧱 Double Arsenal defence 🗡️ 2x attack from MUN, LIV, CHE 🍟 BB active 🏦 0.5m in the bank Good luck! 😄 #fpl #fplcommunity

Current dilemma... must be #FPL deadline day 😅

Got a FotMob notification announcing Rushworth transfer, which means the quadruple-Coventry BB2 deadline is fast approaching. Here’s how the lads are locked in as it stands. Will I refrain from making a single transfer between now and the actual deadline? No 😂

#WCfantasy Group stage review! MD1 -> MD2 -> MD3 🎯 80 -> 111 -> 104 🌍 1.8m -> 600k -> 45k 🇦🇺 819 in Aus 🔥

The 2026 #WorldCup has now had more matches (54) than the combined total of every wc prior to Brasil 1950 (53) And we’re not even finished the group stage!

Ah yes, the three stages of middle-class squeeze: 1. Stagnating wages 2. Inflating living expenses 3. Charles de Ketelaere benched

Today I learned the phrase is, “with bated breath” rather than, “with baited breath.” For 25 years I’ve been imagining an asphyxiating fisherman, struggling to reel in a pair of lungs that he needs to catch and implant back into his chest 🥲 😮‍💨🎣 🌊🌊🫁🌊 🌊🌊🌊🌊

Naughty score by first smoko 🔥

MD1: 80pts, 1/7 scouting bonus Haaland -> Mbappe Inácio -> Ritsu Doan, as 🇹🇳 were shit and the diminutive Frankfurtman is a decent goal threat 🍟 Vini 12th man Abe Lincoln retains his spot in goal. Hopeful Jody Bos can produce again! Faith in 🇪🇸🇺🇾 strikers low. Good luck 😄 #worldcup #worldcupfantasy

Huge win for the Socceroos! Popa proving the doubters wrong as ever. A solid 18-point haul in #WCfantasy from 🧢 Jordy Bos to top it all off! 🐐💚💛

I’m convinced Krejci would have cleared that Hwang goal off the line if he wasn’t wearing no7 #worldcup

It’s 1am and I will be up in 4hrs to watch 🇲🇽🇿🇦 and tomorrow I’m seeing my dad for the first time since Xmas. but all I can think about is Darwizzy + Musiala or Mbappe + CDK 😂😅 #WorldCupFantasy

They should build loads of data centers all over the place that contain huge quantities of books that people can borrow for free if they fill out a form to get a data center card and promise to return the books on time and don’t make too much noise in the data center.

What the fuck this is brutal 😂 Overall rank 575k Luck 🔻539k #fpl

😂😂😂👎👎👎 See you all in July

#fpl GW37: 40 pts, 10.7m gwr Worst GW of my season so far 💀

David Lynch understander

🔥 93 pts last week 🌍 227k 🧢 Gyökeres 🏦 £5.5 🔁 4/5 FT used: Groß -> Minteh Palmer -> Saka Haaland -> Gyökeres DCL -> Thiago Good luck 😄 #fpl #fplcommunity

#FPL DGW35 Deadline: missed 🔁: 0/5, one burnt 🥀 🍟: TC Haaland Now have 6 FT for the final two GW, rather than 2-3. Currently chasing 37 points to 100k, risk appetite high! Current transfer plan 🤔 OUT: Haaland, DCL, Palmer, Tav, JPvH IN: Gyokeres 🧢, Thiago, Saka, Minteh, Keane

GW35 Rolled to 5 FT Benched the wrong Chelsea guy 50pts in the end 🔴⬇️ 242k to 278k #fpl

me but it’s noodle shops in Bangkok

WC32, BB33, FH34 3 chips, 3 green arrows! 513k up to 242k 🔥📈 Bus team for GW35 on the right, £1.3m + 4FT + triple cap in hand. Might roll this week then use transfers to dip in-and-out of doublers 🤔 #fpl #fplcommunity

97, 9 to play. Rank cut in half! 🔥 Wishing I captained the other Pascal Annoyingly, mini-league rival has TC Haaland. Safe to say I won’t be getting up at 5am to watch Burnley-City! 😬

Accidentally captained Struijk 😅 #fpl

I love Cole Palmer’s ‘What are you doing here?’ face

It’s inevitable isn’t it…

#FPL30m itb GW30 KDH -> Tavernier Mukiele -> Andersen (-4) 🧢 Ouattara 🏦 30.1

GW30 Lads, it’s Spurs 🧢 Salah ✍️ 1/2 FT: Ndiaye -> Tavernier 🏦 2.5m 🌍 500k Good luck! 😄 #FPL #FPLcommunity

#UCLfantasy Decent result, 65 points and the smallest of green arrows, 248 up to 245 😂 Unfortunate Kane + Gordon didn’t start and that Raph didn’t take the pen Have to deal with Olise suspension, will move him onto Yamal. Unsure what to do with other 2 transfers – possibly JP, Gnabry, Fermin?

#UCLfantasy Round of 16 here we go! 🌍 OR 248 Captained Raphinha in the end, not Kane – Newcastle look particularly vulnerable down that flank. Made a last minute switch from Haaland, Lookman to Álvárez, Salah. Good luck! 😄

A monumental 400k gain from the Egyptian king! 👑🤩

Moment of appreciation for Anne Aly’s badass fit here 🔥💅 #auspol

It’s time to cook 4/5 FT: 🚮 Haaland, Rice, Enzo, Chalobah ✍️ Thiago, Salah, Ndiaye, Virgil

#fpl30m in the bank GW27 🔁 Rolling to two FT 🧢 Sarr Good luck 😃