Fraser Steele 🏴‍☠️

I’m just glad that Olivia Coleman has returned to comedy after ‘Tyrannosaur’, ‘The Crown’ and ‘Mitchell & Webb Aren’t Helping’.

Don’t bring iced coffee into your interview with me. Unless you’re pushing a tiki bar into the room, I’m not interested.

Symmetry! Wordle 1,919 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

One under par. Wordle 1,895 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

In two. Back in the game! Wordle 1,881 2/6 🟨⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Stranger things have happened. That horse becoming Pope.

Double bogey today. Wordle 1,876 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

In four, back to par. Wordle 1,875 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

In-three again. Took about ten seconds. Wordle 1,874 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

In three. That’s better. Wordle 1,873 3/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

In four, again. Wordle 1,872 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

In-four again. Wordle 1,869 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

All greens. In four, the usual number. Wordle 1,867 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Let’s get Funky Gibbon to number one in tribute. #ripbilloddie

Whenever I go on Xitter now, which isn’t often, I mentally ask ‘what are the crazies angry about now?’ And it seems they’re angry about life saving screening tests for bowel cancer.

Oh, fuck off! That’s not a word! Wordle 1,852 5/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

FIFA insists that the decision to overturn Balogun’s suspension was “reached independently”, a spokesman said.

Well, that was bloody annoying. Wordle 1,809 5/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The Emmet Otter Jug Band will not be playing at the Freedom 250 event in Washington DC.

Happy Star Wars Day! May the fourth of May be with you.

He’s talking about the USA.

Fake news. Lincoln was a Gibson man through and through.

… you’re a store-bought woman And you make me sing like a guitar hummin’

They make it sound like a bad thing.

This is how vaccine experts have been feeling for the last five or six years.

Just stubbed my fingertips. Bloody hell, that hurts.

Well, I was going to do stuff but “The Wrong Trousers” is on, so…

“These go to eleven” is the classic line from Spinal Tap. Another of Nigel’s scenes, and one that floored by brother when he saw it, is his solo. It’s the violin that does it. youtu.be/OCYS24uBu28?...

Not “based on”, rather “has the same name as”.

Somehow the Christmas version of The One Show theme is even bleaker than the standard version.

I’ve come to the conclusion that sellotape is migratory. Every year I buy it, every December it’s disappeared. There’s no other explanation.

What exactly was Frank N Furter’s mission? In what way was it a failure?

At the time xenomorphs had a closed shop on horror films and Alien had to be written as science fiction to get round this.

It’s Chriiiis-maaaas!

Worst Abbey Road tribute ever.

I wonder if AI can get this question right.

Back in the game! Wordle 1,609 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Woman on the radio described herself as ‘an elder’. She’s 56.

After a run of ‘in threes’ I was worried about this one. Wordle 1,604 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Can’t believe there’s only one more episode with this top bunch of loonies.

Ein land voll mit Schattenparkers.

Just seen a butterfly (red admiral, I think) in the garden. In November. Is this normal?

They’ve convinced themselves it’s what they voted for and really believe that the taxpayer won’t be paying anything towards it.

Hard to see how sharing knowledge about pharmaceutical colloids can be parsed as societal influence.

Always a surprise that TRex were a one hit wonder in the US. Marc had his own TV show before he died, he was huge. I’d recommend ‘Children of the Revolution’ as a starting point.

“I took my wife to a big city in Indonesia.” “Jakarta?” “No, we used an aeroplane.”

Next week: The David Bowie song you didn’t know was dedicated to Andy Warhol.