FROSHKILLER DOT DEAD 🪦 ☠️ (not really, it's for Halloween)

*Roman vigilis with a drover pulled over on the Appian Way* okay citizen what I want you to do is balance on one foot for me and count backwards from C until I tell you to stop

(') ---::O

You can't really hate C# if you don't understand C#, but there's no wrong way to hate JavaScript.

grits for breakfast yessssssssss

"I could've had a V8." That's just in my head forever, huh? No chance of that really being useful. Let me just bust that out maybe two more times in my life to make someone at least 50 years old laugh politely.

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, NES, Konami, 1988 (US release)

Two six packs and a big bag of ice/Didn't even catch a bite, but the brew tasted nice

Having some tiramisù (a sort of Italian banana pudding)

Calling everyone at the party over and making you repeat what you just told me (that your ICQ UIN was only who-cares digits long)

Your man is posting about "chapter books" in a Discord

Disliking Biddy Blas: fixed mindset

I know intellectually that the Pillsbury Doughboy is named Poppin' Fresh, but if you refer to him as Poppin' Fresh, I will assume it's due to sexual fixation.

North Carolina tip: Anyone with a Friends of the Smokies license plate loves to smoke weed.

Does anyone actually believe that any Project Helix hardware will run executables that have not been signed by Microsoft?

Sharing a couple pics of the gaming cart I set up

a guy whose favorite Superman artist is Jim Lee

pinning all my hopes and dreams for the future on PHYSINT

participating in fandom (posting a picture of something I bought on a subreddit)

The danger of genius is that you may have an idea too extraordinary, too brave, for people to recognize its wisdom in your own time (a Sunday afternoon coffee).

"Eight bucks is still five bucks"-type post

🎶 For the life of me, I could not believe We’d ever fly into the twins We were nine eleven 🎶

Marcus Aurelius wrote about the importance of Paula Abdul from his death bed, and you'd know that if you'd actually read his Meditations.

When you get a rotisserie chicken and you & your partner each have a leg, that is called Drumstick Club, and you should toast with the bones.

Rap game Bigger Luke

From childhood, I learned plenty of words from reading...including how to pronounce them...from the pronunciation guide...in the dictionary. Come on with this shit.

setting an example for my juniors

Congratulations to everyone about to play MGS4 for the first time

One thing that frustrates me about how goddamn dumb people have gotten is how half the places I browse a list of titles (for books, films, etc.) don't omit articles from the beginning of the titles when sorting.

If they had the courage to make extremely sexy cosmic X-Men movies, we'd get a Shi'ar trilogy

I gotta go the rest of my life occasionally saying DIDJA GET THAT SHIRT? in a goofy voice because it was a dumb in-joke with two people at a job I had like 20 years ago

I take the #1 spot in the build queue because you were sleeping, you were lacking, you were not present, you were on YouTube instead of this grind, that's why I've got binaries and you've got no idle build agents that can run your shit, because I ran your shit, YOU'RE DONE B

Snake Eyes was dying of radiation poison like he just got off the phone with Jared Harris but an old hermit healed him with a herb poultice. Thomas Covenant solution to a Tom Clancy problem.

This man is your FRIEND He fights for FREEDOM

*John Cusack in High Fidelity voice* I will now sell five copies of The Getaway for the PlayStation 2

Elixir...........hello....................

The PlayStation 3 must be connected to HDMI3 in this house

By age 45, you should have numerous cans of toxic solvents you never use and don't remember buying.

Now the people in the back, if you're not wack, say:

not gonna blow up someone's thread over this but must post that the Duke Nukem game for the N64 was a third-person game, not a first-person one

describing myself as "fundamentally non-violent, a man...................who loves peace" to the same audience i constantly tell about the scumbags i would drown in the bathtub/sew into a sack and throw in the river/fling from the tarpeian rock

participating in fandom (posting a picture of something I bought on a subreddit)

Today is the funniest date in French