ricco

HAHAHA THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY DUDE SOMEONE BRING IN THE DEFIBRILLATORS

hair looked decent

no, apple autocorrect. my name is not rocco.

six sevenly speaking

cancel culture has made everyone so fucking stupid that everyone expects the next person they talk with to have a clean, morally perfect past some of you genuinely need to shut the hell up

i can't believe GTA VI is less than 4 weeks man what THE FUCK?????????????????????

i don't give a damn about ethan klein

when i tell someone i'm polish and now i have to sit through a minute long unskippable cutscene of them spamming swear words

Remaining unanswered questions: - What caused the Late Bronze Age collapse? - Where is the Ark of the Covenant? - What happened to the premiere call reaction of The Michael Rosen 76th Birthday Collab?

gonna #FUCK this pizza

just came across the best video ever made

hey girl, are you from tennessee? no? okay just asking

garlic has such a pungent smell. cut up 5 cloves, washed my hands multiple times and i can still smell the essence of garlic

life is great when you ain't got some bitch on the internet playing the role of morality police

i literally can't live without coke zero. it's not healthy but i need caffeine

hydrated obama: uhh let me pee clear

i don't think they got my memo

i like video games as long as it's none of that third person shooter / ball stuff i like respectable games like JRPGS and nah fam I can't say this shit with a straight face

fuck this dumb ass game

ate one ice cream bar and i feel like a fat piece of shit

+ more Time & Regret 3 previews

tiktok has now turned into a Gen Z version of a GoFundMe

"i'm an actor!" "oh, that's amazing! what movies have you worked on?" "just a few dhar mann videos, nothing crazy" "oh..."

i think once i finish Time & Regret 3 i won't feel like making animated Rosen YTPs for a while

dem hoes illoyal

woke joker be like: why so /srs

is it possible to trade Trump for Laura Branigan?

what if i were to give myself some black nails

uncle pussy

i'm an advocate for the QAP (Quiet At Parties) movement don't force us to dance. please fuck off. #QuietAtParties

"this touched my heart" yeah well it touched my tralala. my ding ding dong

out of all possible song choices for an ad about divorce, this is what they went with

I FINALLY PASSED MY FUCKING THEORY TEST

hair be silky smooth, skin is clear, dick huge, life's great

my beard only grows on one side of my face and it genuinely pisses me off

taylor swift - tloas encore review: the lyrics are awful, but if you ignore that & focus on the melodies instead, you quickly realize that it's somehow actually far worse 💖

"[X] liked your repost" has to be the most useless notification oat, getting me excited over nothing

found out today that my siblings created a group chat without me

the word "slop" doesn't sound real to me anymore

OLD????

fortnite deadass turns into a horror game when there's only you and 1 more player left

maybe i do have a nice ass

okay but where am i

one more minor inconvenience and i'm starting a podcast

all a man needs is just a small amount of money for example €5000

taylor swift girl what the fuck are you doing