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f. t. dire

@ftdire.bsky.social

me when i me He him 26 18+ Weird furry

2.8K followers173 following2.1K posts

f. t. dire
@ftdire.bsky.social

one time when i was a kid i was cutting a plastic tube in half with a knife to make nunchucks and cutting towards myself and the knife slipped and i felt it go into my eye socket like around my eyeball and it felt like it went all the way to the back. but my eyes ok now

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

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@newsugarbeasts.bsky.social

I need to have atleast 600$ till Sunday Including my treatment. Im here at hospital since the past few days, My condition wasn’t so Good, Im afraid bout my life,Someone force me to admitt here without even any money. So please help me until this coming sunday. gofund.me/5595362e5 or kofi #Share

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@ninopalmirito.bsky.social

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@glopossum.com

Replying to @glopossum.com

My Pro-Tip-Hot-Take of the day is a face directly facing the viewer will always look better with a little bit of natural asymmetry/wabi-sabi and the symmetry tool lends a certain kind of digital perfection that sends it right into the uncanny valley (for me (personally (my personal opinion)))

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@ftdire.bsky.social

I actually made a crusty white dog sona back in the day but only drew the head

f. t. dire@ftdire.bsky.social

one complicated part about having white fur is that when i get old im gonna have crusty eye stains like those one hundred year old dogs ppl have when u go over to their house

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@ftdire.bsky.social

one complicated part about having white fur is that when i get old im gonna have crusty eye stains like those one hundred year old dogs ppl have when u go over to their house

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@ftdire.bsky.social

its the color of my resignation. in lil bits its cool but if i ever make an entire wall purple ive run out of ideas. what color should the couch be? fuck it make it purple who gives a shit

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@ftdire.bsky.social

i press too hard when i draw and i think i fucked up my phones pressure sensor and so now i have to draw with very faint lines and can barely erase. which you would think is a bad thing but its kinda pleasant and leaves a ghostly pentimento to everything i draw

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@ftdire.bsky.social

so lemme get this straight. so jalapenos were not spicy. tasted like bell pepper. then they got recalled for some bullshit. and now that they came back theyre spicy again? and no one is talking about this

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@ftdire.bsky.social

they got recalled for rosacea. they got recalled for sprained ankles (if you ate them youd get a sprained ankle) and now im supposed to believe theyre fine and now my lips are burning?

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@ftdire.bsky.social

oh and the spice lasts on your hands for about 4 hours after handling them. wanna know how i found out? i drink a lot of water

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twist
@twist.dog

hello! it's been a long time since i've asked for help, but i don't know what else to do at this point. my shoulder blew itself the fuck up and it's been making it almost impossible to sleep, work, relax, etc. expenses are rolling in and i'm stressed out & anxious (1/2)