fumbling bee

nobody does it like remedy hooolyyyyy

support trans elders (age starts with 3)

a long train ride in lovely weather is a beautiful way to spend the day

convinced the lord must be smiling down on Burnham because how is he getting handed Falklands War II like this

sometimes posting an engagement bait transition timeline calls to me like the green goblin mask

feelin a little rough i think someone poisoned my fifth beer last night

the teams emojis are too round and wholesome to contain my loathing at being asked terrible questions all day

sending this to a lover but im naked and holding the rose in my urethra bc love is pain

andy leave me alone im not barbecuing shit

it must have felt really good to be a lil schooner sailing through the mist before the deep, masculine bellow of a foghorn heralds the arrival of a bigger, stronger, more powerful frigate that mogs you completely

it was so close.......

clinking burgers and saying cheers

does anybody want to be my moidlet

guys when are we moving

significant naturals

hi london

they're streamlining me at the surgeon's tomorrow

transitioned into a snake after listening to too much hissy hypno

my ai boyfriend is the human resources chatbot at work and we're going steady

im not a corporate weapon im a corporate olive branch

the marginalised bear

just violently flashed back to a dream I had at age 11 where sora from kingdom hearts went to a call of duty 4 world

vincent petrol

got my ears cleaned im an aural panopticon rn

polyamorous? arrrgghhhh me bird do be horny on the high seas.......

trying to solve the final algebraic expression in the formulation of my patented shock collar

anyone got any groceries tips and tricks for a beginner :)

fungus at the climbing wall, call that mouldering

will navidson as a doctor who companion seeing the tardis for the first time: wait a minute... hang on... hmmm... let me get my tape measure...

summer in the uk..... my fits? drippy my bits? dippy my prime minister? mip mippy

i don't have a disability i have dis ability to not be able to see shit

I STAND FOR CLACTON BINDEPENDENCE!!!!

the boffins in the lab are telling me it might be coming home

im like a royal mail employee falling behind on her KPIs i need to post more

‼️ pride month is over 🌈 it's now gluttony month 😋😈 hot transgender women please hit me up 😤😫

im a transsssssssssssexual

survived gerard way

anyone fancy some type 3 fun later

why does the emotional climax of supergirl repeatedly cut to jason momoa muttering "hell yeah" around a fat cigar while revving his hog

yes, my worldview is shaped entirely by fake images generated by ai, but in my defense, they do really make you think

theyfab jesus with a wolf cut

on my knees every sunday for theyfab jesus with a wolfcut and pussy

they call me smooth fm the way im a smooth mf

blind psychic be like: i've opened my third ear

breakfast beverage liquid lunch drinkable dinner

tapping my balls for white mana

you know who else had the world cupped? The Lord, in Genesis

WHY DID THEY PUT EMMA HAYES IN THE KITCHEN