pheebz

significant naturals

looking for a place to dwell, and buddy that bog is looking mighty fine

more like avengers doodooday am i right

a good relationship consists of showing each other weird videos

having an evil wank

pashalik mons

would love to stop having dreams of people trying to kill me

started feeling like everyone hates me and the world should be burned down then remembered i haven't smoked in 5 days so that makes sense

dont probe my troll bro

shiver me wimbles

you best start believing in lesbians, you're in one

i don't have a disability i have dis ability to not be able to see shit

buddy you're making the biggest roundest mistake of your life

no one bought me a duskmourn booster box for my birthday but there is still time to fix that

as a woman in her 30s im hungry right now

i think if i watch jackass best and last i will cry so hard

bts? oh you mean built to spill

does anyone have any ideas

on my knees every sunday for theyfab jesus with a wolfcut and pussy

theyfab jesus with a wolf cut

what if i started doing content again but it was just ripping mtg packs with my thingy out

born to clown forced to frown

my favourite philosopher is michelle fucko

us?

new weezer is cool we're so back

every time i see marvel mtg cards on my timeline it's like having a -1/-1 counter put on me

james bond in minecraft: 'shaken not steve'

If you want there to be a Magic Community, you got to be building something run by & for the people who make & play this game. Like adding your name to UWOTC's open letter, demanding that Wizards recognise the union & stops trying to scare workers into submission. actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcl...

Spread the word. The world is coming to an end. But it's nothing to worry about.

walking in the woods with werner herzog, acting like i don't know about nature's cruel ambivalence just to piss him off

dude the delivery guy loves me he always just gives me packages for free

how it feels when gf buys me matcha and a greggs

robot with erectile dysfunction experiencing technical dickficulties

it's ravin time

clowning around

club penguin makeup :)

many people say this to me

say what you will about monogamy but i heard about scabies a lot less when i didn't know any poly people

always saying this

one ring to rule they/them all

french tucking my balls

french tucking my balls

french tucking my balls

you get me harder than the stardew valley fishing mini game

when i find a new silly little video to show all my friends

this is maybe my best selfie ever i need to start doing clown looks again

mothman did 9/11