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We are at war with Trump and the maga party. Start arming yourselves and prepare essentials at home.

One minute Trump gave Elon the key to the White House and the next he changed the locks. I don’t have enough popcorn to watch this shitshow.

Chuck Grassley called out at a town hall: "  Stop the use of the word entitlement because it's insulting to all of us." 🔥🔥🔥 #HandsOffMySocialSecurity

Since Trump took office: Dow: DOWN 13.8% Nasdaq: DOWN 20.5% S&P: DOWN 15.5%

Is this what America voted for?

Respectfully @AGPamBondi, fuck off. This is America. We have free speech here. We are free to criticize @elonmusk. This is an utterly un-American thing for you to say. Just do your damn job. And re-read the First Amendment.

For all those people who think “the left got more radical,” this is what the evolution of the GOP has looked like over the past few years.

“The number one item on my bucket list is declaring martial law.”

True facts.

The FAA approved another launch before the last crash investigation was completed — and it ended in another disaster. Why is SpaceX getting a free pass from DOGE cuts? 🤔

How’s everyone’s investments going? Mines tanking! We great yet cause I’m running out of $

Trump is reestablishing Pluto to full plant status and renaming it Trumpatopia. We great yet?

This is for @gtconway.bsky.social Five things I did last week. 1. Took too much ketamine 2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw 3. Ignored my new baby momma 4. Laughed at my own jokes. 5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.

Fact check: nearly 70 percent of US money for Ukraine actually went to US defense industry to replenish the stocks of OLD stuff that went to Ukraine to use. Much of which we would have paid to destroy as their lifespan expired.

Our next president will have to be technologically competent, at least , in order for us to sustain our place in the world. This will become increasingly obvious over the next 4 years as AI gets more powerful This isn’t necessarily bad. Truly. Done right, we will be a better, more equal society

...they're eating the protections for the people who live there.

Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year. 2022: $0 2021: $0 2020: $0 2019: $0 2018: $0 Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period. I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt. But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are

Welp let’s see. Last time he was in office you couldn’t find any toilet paper. This time you can’t find any eggs. We great yet?

I know you all already know this, but this is going to get really bad.

It’s been 48 hours. Why is the war in Ukraine still raging?

This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event… It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget INSURRECTIONIST TRUMP!

My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆

The Supreme Court ruled corporations were allowed to donate unlimited amounts to politicians in 2010. It only took them 6 years to take complete control of the government and 15 years to mark sure their voices are the only ones the masses ever hear again.

Hot tip for the next two years: a Republican bill does the opposite of what it’s called. A GOP bill defunding schools that mandate vaccines would be called the “Protect our Schools Act.” A GOP bill raising the retirement age for social security would be called the “Retire With Dignity Act.”

My son -in-law texted me this incredible photo from his neighbor. So far, their house is 50 yards from the massive fire face threatening Westridge end of Madeville.

<Phew>

I don't know who needs to hear this, but sex with an underage girl is called STATUTORY RAPE. Can we stop sanitizing it please?

South Korea just put America to shame. When their president overstepped his bounds and tried a ridiculous power grab, their people would not bend and stayed on business until that asshat was impeached. Sadly, they love their democracy far far more than we love ours.

Seriously, has anyone seen JD Vance recently? It’s like he’s disappeared off the face of the earth and been replaced by Elon.

NYC has put a bounty of 10K for clues to help find the John Wick killer (that’s my moniker for him). That’s less than most United Healthcare deductibles. I’m sure we’ll all be getting right on that, right?🤨

Isn’t it funny how the media suddenly stopped talking about high food and gas prices; soaring crime in the suburbs; the migrant invasion; and immigrants eating dogs and cats?

Good start Lions. Keep it going!

Democracy is based off trust dictatorship is based off fear the first thing a dictator does is make you fear the things you trust that’s Donald Trump in a nutshell

Putins wants Americans to fear going to war so he can continue his.

"My client testified to the House Ethics Committee that she witnessed Matt Gaetz having sex with a minor," Florida attorney Joel Leppard told ABC News.

This was my dog Luca that lived for 16 years. Everyone should own a dog like Luca at least once in their life.

Not a good start for the Detroit Lions