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i am currently a man of many talents

a thousand goblins would be a nuisance

this whole election thing is so meaningless.

[trying to lighten the mood] this is so sad

I need a man with a large, throbbing penis

Just invented a new ice cream cone flavor called the Egg Cone. Don't know if you've heard of ice creams but this is literally the coolest thing to me

You've made my balls hurt. You've made my Yurt boil.

The most popular man on Twitter is 57,187 years old. His name was Max Bellwether

"hey man what would you do if we invaded you right now would you suck us?" "Yeah....?"

they're making cereal out of horse cum no no they're not

I want smaller loads with worse flavour made by people who are jerked more to cum less and I'm not kidding

Sniffer Dog, Simon Drew. 1981.

My balls are swelling up and there's nothing I can do about it.

Ive got some spunk

when grilling poops brings on beast mode

I've missed a lot of manul mondays

Rise and shine! It's Manul Monday!

Hello. I have a serious matter to discuss with you: It is Manul Monday.

if you are ugly you get bullied. if you are not ugly you get bullied.

You're not really supposed to know what a threesome is

im sorry. i need to use the facilities

They're calling me the shandong rabbit man

And what of Swag

They're making slime from your cum in Europe

if u got a boob, ring for me cuz i love boob

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Filches your funds

You love just right, you ball the perfect amount, you are funny and personable

i would go bowling with the fbi, and go fishing with the fbi

I'm getting ripped apart by these idiot spikes

every guy has that one uncle who always runs up to you and hovers there for a little while looking unerotic as shit

This tweet will make you stop what you're doing and give me the attention I deserve

(gets ripped apart by spikes)

Ive got some news for you pal: the world isn't as it seems.

the best thing a man can do is shave his head, then wax it

My son is an incredible man. So talented he created a machine that makes his dreams come true by dislocating his fingers and shoving a metal rod through his skull. He goes online and wants to be in a gay porno movie!