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Just got this in my emails. The thing is, I didn’t even do an interview with the company that sent it. So I’m getting an automated response after an interview that didn’t happen, these truly are the dumbest of times

when you get an L so big they send the L bus to get you

my parents came over, snooped on my shopping receipts, found out i bought a pack of doughnuts, and compared it to a drug habit, acting like i was personally disrespecting them to buy a pack of doughnuts, because they help me with bills. i'm tired of this grandpa

RIP Dolly you legend, icon and role model

doctor strange but he opens portals with his cock ring. cocktor strange even

New hobby just dropped! Bought it a few weeks ago and have been learning a bit every day!

Eclipse pics!

taking the hormone that makes you silly call it projesterone

New study finds that Canadian bears shit in the woods

guy who figures out he's gay because he does 10% more damage to men

Evangelion for accountants opening theme: Accrual Angel's Thesis

impostor syndrome be like: "and when everyone's sus, no-one is"

I Have No Channel And I Must #Vent

You know what’s crazy? There isn’t a Pokémon yet that depicts the life cycle of a jellyfish. It’s just small jellyfish -> big jellyfish. Give me a polyp stage, cowards!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. So long, Hatsune Miku 💙

It’s another classic blown 1-0 lead from England!

Efficiency? Yeah, that’s where they live

"The worst she can say is no" Wrong. She knows your UNATCO kill-phrase: 'Laputan Machine'. 💥💥💥

Old witches are wild these days. They're always casting crazy spells like "Bolt of Bowel Inflammation" It's quite a curse, that Crone's Disease

Zookeepers when their elephant is pregnant: “Uhh, guys, can we address the elephant in the womb?”

Pride Month will return in Avengers: Doomsday

this. we're all so fucking broke, and no one wants to hire us - *ESPECIALLY* trans women. like, every trans woman i know is either broke or scared of getting fired and losing everything. we need material support. well wishes can't save us if we're dying from starvation

how about you 'supreme court' some bitches?

pussy autistic call it echolabia

haven't played overwatch in a hot while. let's give it another whirl and probably get wrecked by all the new heroes who i've never met twitch.tv/fushba

playing dimhaven: the lost source! it's a new puzzle game and i am susceptible to ads i guess www.twitch.tv/fushba

WE ARE CHARLIE BROWN WE KICK THE FOOTBALL SHE PULLS IT AWAY AND WE HAVE A BIG FALL

submitting a petition to parliament; my posting is good and i deserve more likes on my posts. one signature so far fingers crossed emoji

Why do I have to trawl through my C drive deleting things to install a game on my E drive? There's plenty of room on my E drive! My hard drive is not full, you are a merchant of lies!

TTT at 6pm BST today! Starring several Goblins and/or Gremlins! Which will also be my first stream in a while, huh.

left my redactle tab open overnight and just got jumpscared by glorp

oh you're afab? where in afabia are you from?

if you watch cuck porn, is it you who watches the watchmen?

that's it gloves are on say hello to mr nice guy

when you can't get a job and you know you're being rejected by several employers because of transphobia but you just can't prove it

FORBIDDEN thanks to AI innovation! now only AIs can access our site!

priest at a funeral: "if anyone here has any reason why this person should not be dead, speak now or forever hold your peace"

me: wandering around the house aimlessly because I forgot what I was doing my cat, following me: why can't this bitch stay still for once

got an interview on Friday do you think they'll give me the job if I tell them it's my birthday?

fuck claude Klaud is all I need