Unit #3

It’s been a super weird day and I’m struggling with loving and hating humans at the same time. We are quite the species.

Just realised I haven’t had a Melton Mowbray pork pie in over 8 years. Haven’t found a good or reasonably priced one in Canada.

Heard a single atom brushing lightly against my front door and apparently it was the postman knocking with a parcel.

I used to work in a job that put me in the homes and haunts of incredibly wealthy people. Yes, they really are as awful as you imagine.

Dear UK friends, is Pizza Express still going? I thought it was dead? I was just daydreaming about their pizzas.

I get that SSDs got more expensive because of data centres, but spinning platters too? Oh, you want to store some data? Here’s your mortgage application.

If AI is going to take most of the jobs, we’re going to tax these corporations to pay for a very generous universal income for everyone, right? RIGHT?!

Oh great. The far right are winning again in Germany. Seriously considering going full prepper and buying some land in the middle of nowhere.

So fed up with humans. We suck.

Ah, nostalgia

We have a way to turn off this shit if it decides to rewrite or delete everything including us, right? RIGHT?!

The modern world is a runaway train with a distracting dining car.

(Near Toronto) It actually looks darker and yellower in reality. It’s worse further west. Other picture taken a couple of days ago for comparison. #wildfires

An Englishman, Keanu Reeves and Willem Defoe walk into a bar. That’s it. They sit down and have a pleasant afternoon chatting.

I can’t hear “Wonderful tonight” without thinking about the horse.

I’m so fed up with selfish people. I am so not a town person. Cannot wait to get out in the sticks.

Do you think the optician can see that?

I deleted all the photos off my phone as it was full. It updated overnight and is full again. There is now no room on my phone for music or photos. Well done Apple.

Why do we call it volume instead of loudness?

If you know, you know. youtube.com/watch?v=iiqk...

Mount Fuji at 300 km/h

Currently travelling. Can you guess which city I’m in?

Amazing that we live in a time where makng this video is an extreme act of bravery. Also, the comedic improvisation skills are top notch. youtube.com/shorts/tY9fC...

Found a little bijou hotel in Quebec City on New Year’s Eve.

These foot stools are reduced in price.. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4409...

Guys, why do we have 10 minute text conversations with people when we can achieve the same conversation in 1 minute on the telephone? I’m mean, that technology has been around for over a hundred years, right? While we at it, can we ban AI and do something about climate change? Thanks.

When I hear the song Brian Wilson by Barenaked Ladies, I always sing Jocky Wilson in my head.

Neil Young’s Rocking in the free world is absolute trash. Just bloody awful.

Donny Benet in leather sounds even better! youtube.com/watch?v=pBwq...

*banjo picking and sporadic musket fire* dearest martha, the horrors of war-torn portland cannot even be described

TOP TIPS: Never melt butter with hot water. It smells like tummy ache.

An excellent #badgeographyjoke map from @atlasmapper shows Europe according to the Irish ☘️ 🤣

Time to hone my homesteading skills and stockpile some solar kit.

Anyone fancy a pair of Schindler's List leggings?

At what point did we establish 100% whole wheat is a good thing? Maybe it’s bad?

Just got a new job, lads. Petard carrier. No idea what I have to do but I’m told I’ll get the opportunity to go places.

I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.

call me old fashioned, but I prefer to see humanity get its comeuppance from atomically-mutated animals rather than brain-rotting chatbots and drug-crazed billionaires whipping up algorithmic incel jihads

get a load of this narcissist