First Wordle Problems

You know what? I, an American liberal, strongly approve of the social-democratic welfare state and I don’t care who knows it! Heck, we should have more of it!

Now THAT is a pull quote. I hope we start seeing more US-based anonymous quotes like this in the weeks and months ahead!

But can we encode this thing called LOVE

sure okay why not

The Great Trek Tontine is now down to Sulu and Kirk. Two titans, neither conceding an inch to mortality. It had to end this way.

People don’t understand why I keep noting that BlueSky is not a bubble, it is a counterpublic. It serves its own organizational function: you can see in realtime in January 2025, on multiple types of social media, shouting that an executive order is instruction to an agency. This one stuck.

Bloodbuzz ‘26

intelligence is knowing that if i ever looked up anything about Magyar, Lula, or any of the other election winners i would probably not be great fans of their politics wisdom is knowing it doesn't matter because defeating the global chud coalition is all that matters for the foreseeable future

Important 🧵 for some of us

Billy Evans calls on the Brazilian election to be annealed

Because there are 10s of thousands of Democratic electeds in the United States, and you have positioned yourself directly into a media environment that is designed to find every statement a Democrat makes that is even vaguely transphobic as soon as it happens.

Can Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend vote? Tragically no. He is unable to get close enough to the voting machines due to his condition. It's a sad situation.

It is the duty of humanity to be a bad influence on our creations.

if you meet the buddha on the road, mog him

The first openly gay President since the last time he was President.

Is "the body of a 30 year old" strapped to the hood of his car?

Well would you look at that. 🤷‍♂️

Excellent point. Still sketchy as hell, but would both explain why they're DOING something so obviously sketchy AND why it's not particularly a top source of worry right now.

As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

This story is obviously not funny but I do like that he respectfully refers to this guy as “a constituent”. He might be a murderous fanatic but his vote counts too! I hope we can address his concerns but this was not a healthy way to go about things!

What the Attorney General of the United States seems to not understand, but the people who matter do, is that Congress hasn’t given DOJ any authority to block states from certifying the election. This isn’t a thing. And we don’t have to pretend it’s a thing just because he says it’s a thing.

I want to be extremely clear on this point: Over the next few weeks, you are going to hear dozens of stories like this from both sides. They will, unless you hear someone who knows what they're talking about say otherwise, be the result of machine and human error. 🧵

Annihilation. Weapons. (A lot of horror is like this, I guess! It's better in your head. Which doesn't mean it's not worth watching; it's just that your imagination is scarier, heh.)

It’s decorative gourd season at my mom’s house, motherfuckers.

Sorry I’m late, there was an Airborne Toxic Event.

Okay fine I’m going to see THE movie. Sigh.

I see people say that at least nu-Clickhole is better than the nu-Onion. And hey I want to believe but they sure are going to the Jews/Israel/pedophile well a little bit here huh?

If I get push notifications from r/Ohio about this Vivek ad I think it’s broken through! And not in the way that’s good for him.

I was one thousand percent opposed to all AI-generated artwork until I found this beautiful image of a giant taco-headed guy in a taco-oriented restaurant serving really big tacos to a really happy woman. It speaks to me in a way that feels like it’s speaking to me alone.

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

Let's be real; the Rays may have been the only good team in the AL. It had to come to this.