A Bird

I don't think that's right.

@cait.bsky.social This you?

@lastweektonight.com Lol-ing because I was just reminded that Erie Seawolves blocked me on Twitter back in the day for telling them cowboy monkey rodeo was abusive.

50% off all month at TheDerpyPhoenix.etsy.com

Posting some photos of shit I've made because why not

"Ricardo this is defamation" has been repeating in my head all night.

Are pierogies just Polish empanadas?

Pretty sure @cait.bsky.social uses light mode, so that tracks.

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Look at these cows!!!

When Billy Joel said "only the good die young" he was thinking about those ratty old mean chihuahuas that live to 25.

Herkimer chain in the sun

Larimar for the soul

Current mood:

rs if you're a miserable hating bitch

Men, what's keeping you from looking like this?

I want to be very small so a large man like Clint Walker can pick me up and throw me across the room.

Cookie got her picture taken with Santa. She was a perfect angel.

Yes Instacart, that’s exactly what I was searching for.

When mother puts you in the contraption.