GarrettAtWork

A legend on every level of his career.

So Trump’s closing argument is that high gas prices are good because his donors who run oil companies are making bank, Jon Husted has a nice ass but not quite as good as Nicki Minaj’s ass, after 7 months the Reflecting Pool is almost done, and we get a ballroom, arch and helipad.

Couple of helluva good news stuff from Brazil and Serbia. We have a few days to go in the states to see what sort of funny business this admin is going to pull.

The Ramaswamy campaign not only tried to capitalize on a child rape victim, they did it by using an old homeless woman who—while vile—is in no mental shape to adequately understand the stakes. And did they pay her? Either answer is bad.

I've been waiting for the sequel to The Bay of Pigs. I bet it will be about as good as Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.

Because they know they're committing crimes

Mrs. Miller complains that Dems want to [checks her highlighted passage] prosecute those who committed federal crimes

This is next level dirty and gross. People probably should go to jail for this.

I'm giggling that Melania is claiming credit for a ceasefire in a town in Ukraine between Russia and Ukraine. This is hilarious how she claims it was all her.

If this is it he's an absolute legend. Also I've seen about 501 of those 508 appearances. Just start building the statue now.

The dementia is strong with this one. He is losing his filter more and more every day.

Either the Blazers are really, really good this year or the Suns might end up being one of the worst teams in history. I'm not sure to think.

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Due to a recall announcement I just learned there is a My Little Pony toothpaste. The bronies are going to be devastated and have terrible breath for the next few weeks.

So Marine Corps vets who were poisoned only get compensated by the draft dodger if Republicans win. bsky.app/profile/atru...

My question is, how much did Vivek pay her to do this or is she just mad her successful daughter and son don't want a thing to do with their pedo protecting mother who abandoned them?

I’m very critical of Tina Kotek and people need to vote for her anyway. There’s no ranked choice in this race. The governor has the power to call in the national guard, or affect voting. That alone is too important. Christine Drazan is too dangerous. Hold your nose and do it.

I've just learned the Supreme Court is going to take up lifting the ban on distilling spirits at home. A la home brewing some hooch. Since I've been able to buy stills at home brew stores and Amazon for, "wink wink," making essential oils for years I assumed that was lifted decades ago.

The Daily Show was quite good tonight. Maybe taking some cues from France might not be the worst idea.

If I was a lawyer I don't think I'd be taking up any clients associated with Trump or his family at this point because after seeing what's coming that J.D. they spent years getting is going to be pretty worthless when they have to defend this stuff because it's indefensible.

Damn...nailed it.

I can't wait to hear Scaramucci's hot take on this one

Looking at twitter for 30 seconds is the equivalent of being screamed at by your weird uncle with dementia for an hour.

I really forgot what Space Room does. Two of those is like slugging back half a fifth. I guess a cheap afternoon date with a friend and I'll probably hate everything tomorrow.

This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.

I look at the news and find out the dumbass at the DOD wants to put an execution on air. Sincerely Hegseth and Trump can go fuck themselves.

Just despicable people. All of them. It’s not just that they’re corrupt and shitty at their jobs - they’re terrible humans.

Does anyone believe a damned word Bezos says? Amazon is one of the worst places to work in the world says everyone that worked for Amazon.

So much coffee really reminds me how I don't drink coffee all that much anymore. I am so jacked on caffeine right now. This is great.

"I have been advertised to every time I engage with media, billboards, bus stops, Tubi pause screens, Nextdoor posts, podcasts, PTA brunches, car bumpers, and in-person conversations. I’m here to tell you that it’s still not enough. I can’t decide, and I require more guidance." buff.ly/EzqKfvN

Not that anyone needs a reminder but this man has the nuclear codes. Far too many people will just shrug this off or find some way to justify it. But Trump is unwell, incoherent, and a danger to us all.

Oh Dennis Hastert died? Rest in hell you piece of human garbage.

There is an amazing amount of weird TV shows from the 1960s on youtube. This is sort of fun going down this rabbit hole of things I think I may have seen reruns of in the early 80s.

Not sure if the point of Angela Paxton’s video was to cause people to search Angela Paxton’s name only to find out that she helped facilitate Ken Paxton’s corruption for many years before ultimately filing to divorce him on “biblical grounds”, but that’s what happened.

Was just doing my regular coupon clipping thing. I saw one for Wendy's chili. It's a dollar off coupon. I looked at it just to see what they're charging for it and I giggled to myself. I can't believe anyone would spend that much for a can of shitty chili.

Biting dog I'm watching for a couple more days also has a farting problem. This is wonderful...

I really like animal sitting but the best kind is when the dog is super chill and the cat is the perfect cat that wants to hang out in the nice but not annoying way.

I could really go for some fries at Dot's and that spicy tofu sauce right now.

I finally watched SNL. Oooof. I always know the start of the season is rough but that was rough.

It's only 5:15 and I think I ran the dog into oblivion. He's a great pooch and I'm going to miss waking up to his giant blue heeler ears in my face at 6:30 am saying I want out. Looking forward to the old dog and cats for a few days until I get the young and energetic dog for 2 weeks.

The U.S. owes $40 trillion in debt. Everyone has an opinion about why. But there’s one question you almost never hear asked: Who’s actually getting paid?

BLAMMO. buff.ly/pykYN6f

Trump had $400 million in his PAC and he STILL decided that he needed to steal taxpayer money to pay for campaign ads for the midterms.

I took the dog on a walk and met someone doing door knocking. I talked to him and it was nice. I told him I don't live in his district but I'd leave and info for the owner. All was well...then I found out his name is Guy Frankenstein. I wish I lived in this district so hard.

Dogsitting a lovely pup I've had over the years. I hate the first night because he misses his dad so much. No matter how many treats I give him it's not enough. He's still super cool. He knows sign language and can herd children.

The fields director at Starfire Sports, a beloved soccer complex outside Seattle that's hosted many US Open Cup matches over the decades, has been snatched up by ICE. Please consider helping him and his family if you are able.

I really do adore this dog I'm watching. He's really the best...but my god...Blue Heelers have no time outs. Like bro...I've literally thrown the ball for you like 10 football fields in 10 minutes and you can't breathe. Take a break.

Oh My God. Dying of laughter. How dumb is this Tuberville guy? The college that gave him a degree should demand it back. www.instagram.com/reel/DdpKbLt...

Maybe not bad for one's health. Bad for one's career and personal branding for sure.