Garry Messick

I’m here for two basic reasons: 1. To support the Resistance. 2. To cajole, entreat, and otherwise beseech you to check out Jon Wilkins’s and my sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Come on! You might love it! Stranger things have happened! Available wherever you get your podcasts. RSS link:

One of these is an iconic horror-movie character, the rest are famous MAGA women, and damned if I can decide which is creepiest.

Melania: Be best. Kash Patel: Be bestiality.

Tim Scott last night, twitching, spasming, and flailing while he screamed at the top of his lungs that everyone needs to be eternally dedicated to Donald Trump—that was completely normal, right?

So the president just signed an executive order officially changing every U.S. citizen’s middle name to Trump. For a second, you bought that, or seriously wondered, didn’t you? Because it wouldn’t be all that surprising, would it? That’s how absurd the reality we’re living in is.

I urge you to check out the YouTube channel American Doom. It's a funny, somewhat surreal, sorta sketch-comedy show. Please subscribe and like! youtube.com/@americandoo...

Get your ears checked, God. We said, “DT,” not “DP.”

American Doom is a surreal, surprising, serio-comic audio-play fiction podcast. Basically, it's different. And it sometimes viciously mocks Trump, so points for that. Also, it now has a YouTube video version! PLEASE subscribe. It's freakin' free! Just click! youtu.be/172PClMzIFs?...

Praise Jeezuz, it's a miracle! The new episode of that crazy, surreal, somewhat humorous, often offensive sketch-comedy/audio-play show American Doom has dropped on YouTube! youtu.be/172PClMzIFs?...

Wow! Only six months late, here's the new episode of American Doom. Available on all podcast platforms. If you've never heard it before, definitely start with the very first episode: rss.com/podcasts/ame...

Greg Gutfeld looks like the gremlins when you feed them after midnight.

Her testimony should be enough to not only keep Todd Blanche from becoming AG, it should end his shamelessly, outrageously corrupt career. But it won’t, of course.

ICE needs to end. It needs to be shot to death through the windshield of its car, metaphorically speaking.

Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.

I hope I’m wrong, but I have the sneaking suspicion that the conservative majority of the Supreme Court is going to ignore the plain text of the constitution and invent a way to subvert birthright citizenship in a way that gives Trump at least a partial win.

Federal agents recently told a New York woman to delete an Instagram post she made that called for the indictment of ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who killed Renee Good. BTW, that’s a picture of ICE agent Jonathan Ross, below, who killed Renee Good, and who should be indicted for murder.

Oh, that Nancy!

I hate promoting my work. Maybe it’s because I hate myself and don’t feel worthy of anything. 😂 But I have to say, Jon Wilkins has done a great job creating the video versions of our sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Subscribe to the brand new YouTube channel here! youtube.com/@americandoo...

Who was it who coined the nickname “Sleepy Joe,” again?

Written and produced by me and J. Phillip Wilkins. It's weird and funny. What more do you want? youtu.be/8nHijQorem0?...

A line from the original run of Twin Peaks. It’s true, of course. But now we also have unprecedented government corruption that makes no attempt to hide itself, thanks to you know who.

If you like audio sketch comedy (remember those old Firesign Theater and National Lampoon LPs?) you should check out American Doom, wherever you get your podcasts. (Or just click the link below.). rss.com/podcasts/ame...

Sexual assault accusations from 4 women against Swalwell and he resigns immediately. Meanwhile, Trump has 28 accusers, he’s on tape bragging about getting away with it, he was found liable for rape, and none of it has kept him out of office. Make it make sense, as they say on these here internets.

If Trump thinks he’s Jesus, maybe they should nail him up and see if he comes back in 3 days. I think that would be a worthwhile experiment.

Well, that whole bullshit charade about caring about the civilian population of Iran sure went out the window quickly, didn’t it?

The latest musings from the stupidest motherfucker ever to sit in the Oval Office: 1. Gavin Newsom is dumb because he has dyslexia. 2. Newsom, being president of the United States, should not have a disability that makes him stupid. 3. Cuba is great, because it’s not in a hurricane zone.

I can’t imagine why Noem or anyone would be “really turned on” by Trump, but Corey Lewandowski must by way jealous.

If you think this can’t be true you know nothing about Pete Hegseth’s unconstitutional promotion of evangelical Christianity in the military.

The death toll from a U.S. strike on an Iranian girls’ school has reached 85.

And just after President Liarmouth says inflation is the lowest it’s ever been...

I narrate this audiobook, Night Laws by Jim Hansen, which is a very entertaining and suspenseful crime novel. (For real!) If like me you need an occasional escape from the current horrors of the real world, this will do the trick nicely.

The Trump economy continues its downward spiral.

The Premiere episode of the 2nd season of American Doom, the comedy/drama/whatsit audio series (It's like TV without those pesky pictures!) is NOW available! Trump would HATE for you to listen to it, so you know what to do. rss.com/podcasts/ame...

Wait a minute—is that “Board of Peace” or “Bored of Peace?” Considering Trump has bombed half a dozen countries and threatened war with several others, it seems more like the latter.

I was just thinking wistfully back on the kind of presidential scandals and controversies we had under Obama, which included when it was discovered that he liked arugula and the time he wore a tan suit.

If you need any more proof that the MAGA right is literally delusional, consider the fact that they think Ross’s body-cam footage shows him being hit by the car. They could just as accurately claim it shows the DOJ releasing the remaining 99% of the Epstein files.

Accurate quote from Michelle Goldberg: “All of us, citizens and immigrants alike, are being ruled by people who think life is a privilege bestowed by authority, and death is a fair penalty for disobedience.”

The constant lies, the gaslighting, the cruelty, flouting the law, the rank indecency… I’m so tired of it all. The candidate who pledges legal consequences for these sociopaths from the top on down gets my vote in 2028.