Geert Broekmann

Geert Broekmann

@geertzilla.bsky.social

Creative tech, gamedev, and resident box maker @ Hanze University. Voice/narrative/writey/audio boy also. He/him

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Not to me but my mom went to get measured for a hearing aid last month. The doctor deadass asked her if it she thought it was still worth it at her age. She's seventy two. 😤 that's like ten years younger than you need to be to get elected US president

Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

My main take away from the State of Unreal is Tim Sweeney unironically warning against one single platform usurping all of gaming, in the same speech in which he announces a new platform to usurp all of gaming.

I love when in 007 First Light we hear Bond "randomly" speak Montenegrin to an enemy. Not only because we learn about Bond's knack for languages and quick wit - but mostly because it's the game promising us that this will be a ride, and that we shouldn't worry about it and just enjoy it 😁

Also to throw some more oil on the fire: these are petty much exclusively US-millennial songs. I know very few of these. As a Dutch millennial, I feel there's far to little Gabber content in this discussion.

the babahuck@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social

had a debate last night about the definitive millennial song. some contenders: mgmt’s “kids,” yeah yeah yeah’s “maps,” kanye’s “all of the lights,” arcade fire’s “wake up,” postal service’s “such great heights,” animal collective’s “my girls,” lcd soundsystem’s “all my friends,” stroke’s “last nite”

“Friends” is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

“Friends” is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler/Joey, and Phoebot—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Bro FIA, how are you gonna beat the #britishbias allegations with a VSC call like that? How are us tinfoilhatters not gonna notice that it was 1) seemingly unnecessary, and 2) performed when PIA and VER were in positions to overtake. #f1 #mexicoGP

Props to Meta for having invented the perfect antidote to doom-scrolling: imposed ad-breaks. Every time I open insta, it stops loading new content after two posts in order to show me some ad. So I close it and go live life. My insta-time has gone down to nearly zero this week. 10/10 no notes

Me: "well technically my income is now above the median, so does that mean I'm middle class now?" Also me: "Hoy Maeri Po'bins, d'ya need yeh chimmeny sweeped?"

Steve Bowler@gameism.bsky.social

Oh hay I took that food choice test and...waitaminute How did they know???!!??

"I asked Chat GPT" yeah well I wish it need not have happened in my time, said Frodo. So do I, said Gandalf, and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

Old Nrrd@djnrrd.com

"I asked Chat GPT" yeah well I told the witch doctor I was in love with you, and then the witch doctor, he told me what to do. He said that: Ooh eee, ooh ah-ah, ting tang Walla-walla, bing-bang Ooh eee, ooh ah-ah, ting tang Walla-walla, bing-bang

I absolutely love the pirate yakuza game, for just straightup turning into an actual episode of the Bachelor for half an hour. No gameplay. Just a series of scenes with real actors, and a plot-inconsequential love story. 10/10 no notes, completely works for me, immersion intact 🥰

We love and appreciate @writnelson.bsky.social in this house, but this is a massively contentious take that I just can't bring myself to agree with. Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 2 was so incredibly mediocre that I can't even remember a single interesting story beat. Respectfully disagree 😖

Xalavier Nelson Jr.@writnelson.bsky.social

I know I’m in the minority but I feel like CRDM2 also just had a lot of heart and sincerity? It was a broken, *beautiful* mess—and you can’t say that about every game. It’s also one of the first games I remember to have an autonomous AI companion follow you throughout the entire thing. On the PS2!!

Jack Whitehall, preparing for the #F1 event: "Let's get Verstappen to say something on camera." FIA: "Not in a million years. We don't want profanity on screen, find someone else for your silly little funny bits." Jack Whitehall: 🙂‍↕️

Was getting slightly suspicious when the teacher of this <two-day course on effective change management in education development> started talking about the value of good storytelling. Then he drew a big ol circle with twelve steps and I just hope @annamegill.com still has the whiteboard somewhere