Gerry McDied 10 years ago, on a night just like this

It’s nice on #GBBO how they give the person who is clearly going home that week as much opportunity to be as annoying on screen as humanly possible

#shocktober We’re watching Beetlejuice. A movie I first saw after watching the cartoon for months. I was like what the fuck is this? Who are the Maitlands? Why aren’t Lydia and Beetlejuice pals? Mind you, I was only 10 or so. I like it now.

I’m in Center Parcs. That Wild River Rapids thing does NOT fuck around. I got yelled at by a lifeguard for not going down it feet first. My brother in Christ, I have so little say in any of this

No, see, they aren’t laying anyone off. They’re buying them out. There’s no layoffs at all. The post makes that very clear.

#shocktober I’m no Stephen King expert, but his whole deal seems to be ‘what if you moved to a place and it turned out be fucking mental’

#shocktober Now watching Cabin In The Woods in a cabin in the woods

This man is allergic to fucking off

Another crew member, off to the final frontier. RIP.

Sir, this is a

bolsonaro not welcome in south Down

#shocktober The Savini remake from 1990, very much enjoying it.

We’re watching Shaun Of The Dead. When the shit hits the fan, they head to The Winchester until it all blows over… so my question is, where from your life would YOU head? Secure, well-stocked… where are you going?

#shocktober Now watching: the sacred texts

#shocktober A couple of games I ran through this weekend. Short, spooky, excellent.

Fair play to all doing the Dublin marathon but fuck me it’s my worst nightmare. I like running and I’ve done a marathon in my time, but the thoughts of running with people would grind me to a halt.

#shocktober Needed something lighter and this is certainly that. Always heard this was decent but somehow managed to go 27 years without seeing it… well, we’re sorting that tonight.

#shocktober Not exactly the kind of film where you get hilarious bloopers during the credits

The clocks go back tonight. I’m putting mine back to the 80s when this country had some fuckin’ Dan Bars

What is the correct way to throw out soup

#shocktober We’re watching Thirteen Ghosts. This thing is poop from an arse. A rare horror movie where you’re on the side of the ghosts and you want all the annoying humans to be killed.

Here's a James Bond question for you... are the public aware of the existence of James Bond? In Diamonds Are Forever, the woman says 'you just killed James Bond!' after Bond kills a guy and plants ID on him, which suggest the name 'James Bond' is publicly known but his appearance is a secret...

#Shocktober We're watching Darkman. Liam Neeson sure makes some interesting choices in this one!

#Shocktober Yeah not a patch on the original. Go out of your way to skip this one.

Saw a clip of Maura Higgins on Dancing With The Stars doing a Paso Doble to Shipping Up To Boston and good heavens it would swing the DUP to the notion of a United Ireland

No time for a #shocktober movie tonight, so I'm watching an episode of The X-Files. THE episode of The X-Files. I remember watching this when it came out. I think they put it on an hour later than normal because it was that grim. This is my first time watching it in 30 years and it's stunning.

I’m just going to say this, so that nobody accuses me of not giving everyone fair warning. There are 5 recycling bin collections until Christmas.

#shocktober This takes a fantastic premise and does the least possible amount with it... honestly, this could have been a 5/5 all-timer. As it stands, it's a 3/5 horror comedy with a lot of laughs and charm. But my lord, we could have had a rival for Shaun Of The Dead here.

Then the guy on the right told everybody to go home and GET THEIR FUCKIN’ SHINEBOX

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and then post a picture of a boat you like. Not a picture, but I thought you might like to see it anyway.

#shocktober Jennifer’s Body had, it must be said, a terrifying soundtrack.

Listen, I've been eating crisps for a long time. And I can say with some certainty, that Ready Salted are the best crisps. It's everything you want from a crisp.

#Shocktober More action that horror, but some nice grisly jumpscare moments.

#shocktober Ok! This can fuck ALL the way off. Genuinely scary.

#Shocktober viewing... how had my wife never seen this? Top notch spooky stuff, although easily 15 mins too long and I know the exact 15mins I'd cut.

It’s not often I actually LOL, but this made me LOL.

And I just want to say, I hope he has a great time

There's one good line in the whole of the otherwise not-great new Street Fighter movie that made me laugh. "He's an orphan, just like you. Except he was raised... BY EELS!"

My wife is striking today. Well actually, my wife is striking *every* day.

Splitting the G is really easy if you do it with a straw but fuck me, the looks you get

Kick rocks pencil-neck

50 Cent really said that’s it guys. That’s all I’m giving you.

#Shocktober viewing… this is Grade-A horseshit but the guy playing the evil wishmaster is having more fun that anyone else I’ve ever seen. Like he is GOING FOR IT with every atom of his being. Amazing stuff.