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I wrote some books! A F/F set in England in the 1920s, featuring a chaotic American and self-doscovery. A contemporary M/M duology about what happens when a hook up app and sex in coffee shop bathrooms leads to love. www.amazon.com/stores/Gretc...

Nooooooooo...😭

For the second time in my adult life, someone asked if I was dressed up for Halloween and the answer was no, this is just the way I dress. 😂

Time for my first NWSL game!

This might be the greatest film poster I've ever seen.

Oh no. I am emotionally devastated.

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

New Adulting achievement unlocked: my dental hygienist complimented me on the cleanliness of my night guard. 💅

If my work laptop doesn't connect to my external monitor soon, I am going to fucking lose it.

Long Live Historicals! fatedmates.net/episodes/2026/8/17/s0848-the-new-historicals-volume-iii#books

Marriott Hunger Games Winner 2027!

The written word is the beating heart of humanity. We’re all keeping it alive ♥️ No matter what, keep writing!

Going to talk to my PCP about HRT for my middle aged ass tomorrow. I'm hot all the time, I'm exhausted, and I can't remember shit. Pray for me.

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

My floofy dog had to have some lumps removed today and it's the first time I've seen her shaved to the skin. She's covered in spots!

Update: my work is half-assed but done enough and I'm going to nap.

Me: I am too old and tired to pull all-nighters for work. Also me: I should put this off until the very last minute. That makes a lot of sense.

New season, new show!

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY

Amazing. Also--you never know what will make an impact, no matter how small it seems.

I NEED TO REPORT A CRIME. THE CASHIER ASKED IF I WAS ELIGIBLE FOR THE SENIOR DISCOUNT. ☠️☠️☠️

My regular server at the shitty (affectionate) sports bar up the road told me she was proud of me because I didn't need a box for my cheese fries today. Gold star!

My boss asked me to lead an icebreaker in a meeting tomorrow. Icebreakers are dumb but whatever, sure I can do that. Then she sent me what Copilot suggested I say to lead the icebreaker. I'm tired y'all.

In today's episode of Is it Perimenopause or Am I Just Fucking Losing It?: the bottoms of my feet are too hot to sleep.

STAR TREK 💫 60 years of these guys….. #startrek #startrek60 #startrekday

Baltimore Homies: Mark your calendars for @charmcityspec.bsky.social’s September 25th author extravaganza featuring @marygthompson.bsky.social @justinkey.bsky.social @restingdinoface.bsky.social and more at The Ivy Bookshop. cc: @sarahpinsker.bsky.social @nottenst.bsky.social @capclave.bsky.social

Volunteer: The panel room is full! Person in line (PIL): Can we sit on the floor? Volunteer: No. PIL: Is it a fire hazard? Volunteer: It's a lot of hazards.

The happiest place on earth

One life lesson that never really seems to stick with me: always pee before you paint your nails.

I am officially very excited for DragonCon and getting through my last day of work this week is going to be tough.

brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me

College Friend A: What do you do if a man tries to tell you what to do? 11 year old Daughter of College Friend B: *hisses*

PREORDER ALERT! The Devouring time is coming in ebook and paperback September 25! Can bookseller Sterling Caine and investigator Adrian Evans find out what happened during Sterling’s forgotten year? CLICK HERE: buy.bookfunnel.com/2n2porj6w5

Submissions are open to my LGBTQ Gothic, Fantasy, and Horror ITCH.IO Bundle! Closes Sept 25th For pieces written by someone under the 2SLGBTQIA umbrella or that features a major character that identifies as such. forms.gle/uQhSYf2iuGPA... #booksky #writesky #gothic #itchiobundle

The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible

If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.

This legit feels personal now.

'cause i've seen, oh, blue skies

Happy Pumpkin Spice Day to all who celebrate!

We are OPEN!!!!!

You don't need a crown to be queen. Duchess arrives February 16, 2027

Looking for something high heat and sapphic but still short enough to read in a single setting? According to my calculations, it's time to read News Flash by Candace Harper! Available FREE on my newsletter OR 99c through all e-tailers and with a Kobo Plus subscription! foxglovefiction.com/...

My persistent chin hair came out in one pluck today so that's about as good as this week is going to get.

I'm going to keep saying this until it's rote practice: If you are in official connection with let alone in charge of an archive of data, if is your professional & moral responsibility to secure that archive, as a backup or otherwise, against just such an emergency, so we're not Hoping some kid did.

A starchy demon utterly undone by love. An underpowered oracle fighting for her community (and cheese). Sexy Satan. Villains actually getting their comeuppance. WOO(R)SD is out today, and I hope you love it as much as I do! Bookshop.org: go.oliviadade.com/WOObs AMZ: go.oliviadade.com/WOOamz

We're 25 days out and I've completed the most important part of my DragonCon prep: flu shot and covid booster.

Actually, it's more like "disconnects work laptop from dock and double monitors, connects fun laptop to dock and double monitors".

*slams laptop shut until Monday*

THERE IS NO WAY