Juniper of the year 3000

birth by sleep is the best kingdom hearts game because it is just as much about mashing triangle as it is about mashing circle

maybe my perceptions just warped coming off of 358/2 days and literally not playing the game kingdom hearts: coded but the combat in Birth by Sleep feels like it goes a mile a minute

it is January 23, 2026. the only 2 bigish pop songs released so far are a bruno mars song (who apparently hasn't a solo album in 10 years) & a 5 minute long techno song by Harry Styles. no one knows what the fuck is going on

God, Jimmy? really? The Law will punish sinners after they die

often an emphasis in stories of robots 'becoming human' is them learning human emotion. the way the patriarchy is set up it tries to limit emotion in men and reward it in women. most stories/analysis i've seen surrounding robots as trans metaphor have been from trans women. consider.

at this point I immediately lose faith in anyone who has not wuit twitter and grow suspicious of their priorities, being more willing to exist with nazis & pedophiles than move to any different platform.

Hilltop Hoods about to relate something back to a previously mentioned cosby sweater: wherein that cosby sweater

What do we want? Violations of causality! When do we want them? 2017!

I went to a store on the inside of a volcano and they were playing Fiona Apple

linear algebra themed character named arabella

more bugs should have the fly thing where they immediately scurry if they're about to be crushed by something. it would benefit them evolutionarily i think

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the hornyposts were doing nothing for me so i drew melbot (of @melodynosurname.bsky.social fame) playing golf

Really nothing bad would even come from letting dogs vote anyway, since even if they are allowed to vote, none of them actually have the ability to make their opinions clear anyway.