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Headlines like this need to start replacing “warns” with “threatens”. These greedy fucksticks are not sounding the al, they are creating the crisis.

His co-defendant, a Mr S. Doo, entered a plea of “Ruh-roh!”

Fucking hate these posts that are just an image of big-ass text. It feels like you’re getting right in my face and spraying spit while you shout some bullshit. Fuck off.

@ickbat.bsky.social Playing this later today at PAX. No idea how it plays out mechanically, but it sounds like something I’d very much like to play with you. verity-makes-games.itch.io/time-loopy

Ramekinstein #CrockeryBands

Jesus Christ this is the dumbest fucking timeline in the entire multiverse.

Wow. Enid Blyton's new book gets really dark.

@ickbat.bsky.social for obvious reasons, I thought of you immediately www.strikegently.co/collections/...

Yeah, this article very eloquently captures how I feel at the present point in time and why I’m seriously considering abandoning a 25 year career as a web developer.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty. Schrödinger: wait until you hear about this box I’ve got…

Nick Cave in Oslo tonight. Fucking incredible.

About to see Amyl And The Sniffers in Oslo which is: a) unexpected; and b) fucking awesome

Wel, shit. Norway is pretty great.

It’s pretty clear at this point that Steven Merchant was the real talent behind The Office, Extras and Life’s Too Short.

Donald Trump is the kind of dude that would piss sitting down but stand up to take a shit.

Checking out Riddarholmen Church.

Stockholm. Nice joint.

Pyjama Jesus ramping up in Stockholm.

Ventriloquism For Dummies

Spent some time painting clothes on two of the female Mage Knight sculpts, because kick ass warriors deserve to have warmth, combat protection and dignity. #boardgames

Nah, could happen in a lot of countries. Yet again, America overestimates its own uniqueness. Arrogant, even when self-dissing.

The Man Who Knew Too Little is an underrated Bill Murray gem. This is my hill and I shall die upon it with honour.

Voidfall gave me a narrow ass-kicking today. But what a glorious game it is. #boardgames

Voidfall gave me a narrow ass-kicking today. But what a glorious game it is.

“And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids”.

And still kept hold of the microphone. That, ladies and gentlemen, is a goddamn professional.

If job hunting reminds us of anything, it is that LinkedIn is the grimmest place in all of creation.

Solo SETI today. I think it actually plays better as a solo game. But oh boy is it a table hog. #boardgames

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

A PBTA game with 99 moves. Every move is resolved by playing an ameritrash boardgame. Hey it looks like you are trying to Persuade the guard. *busts out twillight imperium*

Watching the three Now You See Me films back-to-back in a single day is an unparalleled exercise in self loathing. I deeply regret the experience.

Chris Tucker's performance in the Fifth Element is absolutely brilliant, essential stuff.