Gleafer

Gleafer

@gleafer.bsky.social

Art Witch who lays a pox upon anyone using Gen AI to make slop She/her/they https://www.patreon.com/Gleafer?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

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Ace Week, formerly Asexual Awareness Week, is an international campaign dedicated to raising awareness and expanding education of asexuality. We stand in solidarity with our Ace siblings, team members and supporters!

I had to switch to a private account on Instagram because Meta has free rein in the US of Assholes to use public posts to train AI. #metaistrash

Basket Dick is a helluva band name.

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‘Wicker’ stars Alexander Skarsgård as a man made entirely of wicker, complete with a rock-hard wicker dick. But what about splinters? Bacteria? Degradation? Would it be advisable, from a sexual-health perspective, to mount a basket dick? We asked a gynecologist: vulture.visitlink.me/DNQwX5

Chocolate’s too expensive. I’m handing out sage advice this Halloween. “Don’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk.” Happy Halloween!

Political ads. Cartoon stylized profile pics. Music for your posts. Just fucking STAAAAAHP. #killAI

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Holy crap I actually wrote the next chapter of my Slorch fic. So this is what it feels like to stick to a deadline. Nice. Anyway there be sexy sexy times here, and angst. Terrible, horrible angst! Go read it. please and thank you. archiveofourown.org/works/875161...

archiveofourown.orgMasters of Torment - Chapter 8 - Wellthumbed - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Stick around to the end for Ali and I as Terry's Ending Aziracrow 💙

Good Omens Pass The Brush@gopassthebrush.bsky.social

To celebrate Earth’s birthday, the #GoodOmens fandom presents: The Book of Cosplay (The Final Passing of the Brush*) www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUaB... #GoodOmens @terryandrob.bsky.social @goodomenshq.bsky.social @racheltalalay.com

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This owl was getting banded and tagged by the Rocky Point Bird Observatory. For the owl’s safety, he/she was wrapped up. These photos…🤣🦉. So cute.

On occasion I still get the slight humdrums about a certain conclusion to a series I adore. But then I remember! They’re actually retired and keeping busy by stealing Gabriel and Beelzebub’s Amazon packages off their front porch. Canon.

Americans: CANADIANS HAVE TO WAIT MONTHS FOR AN APPOINTMENT! COMMUNISMMMMMMM!!! Me, an American, trying to make an appointment for my son and being put on a *checks notes* 12 month wait list for a consult that’ll cost me hundreds even with insurance. This is the bad place.

I am so discombobulated today. My attention span is shot and my emotions are a pinwheel in a hurricane. Is it perimenopause? Is it being a thinking ape in the AI era of internet enshittification while living under the Trump administration of doom? Or is it…

With teens, a couple nights a week we have “fend for yourself” dinners. Eat whatever leftovers or sammiches you’d like, but I ain’t cooking. Someone in a post said those nights are neglectful parenting. I guffaw I gaffooed!

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Then you try to plate it up nice while it’s hot and set the table, while they stand around and eat off their plates like cattle at a trough. Complaining the whole time and no they won’t touch those veggies you made a point to supply because NUTRITION. But they do like those Pillsbury rolls!

So NO! I don’t cook every night. I cook maybe three times a week, one take away and the rest y’all feed yourselves. The fridge is stocked, please do make good choices. No, I don’t have Twinkies hidden under the coffee table(yes I do.) Color me neglectful but this is how I stay sane…adjacent.

With teens, a couple nights a week we have “fend for yourself” dinners. Eat whatever leftovers or sammiches you’d like, but I ain’t cooking. Someone in a post said those nights are neglectful parenting. I guffaw I gaffooed!

Lemme tell you what it’s like cooking for teens. Imagine toddlers. But large with an expansive vocabulary and VERY opinionated with it. Who like to mosey on in the kitchen to tell you how you’re incorrectly cooking whatever it is you’re making. Why no! They don’t know how to cook! Isn’t that fun?

The Dowling Years were WILD! #goodomens raiding the boss’s wine cellar while snozzled from the wine they smuggled into work.

Well done to the Tesla engineers and let’s give zero credit to the Nazi who will act like he had done this single-handedly.

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"Flying cars are real!" 🚀 Elon Musk and Tesla showcase the new Roadster.

Inside me are two artists. One who loves drawing cute things and one really into butt stuff. Both sound like Matt Berry.

Making “jokes” about women looking like whores when they’re at the gym is rape culture. That’s why it’s not funny, you fucking brussel sprout. #shanegillislookslikeabigtoe