Prophet of The Void

What? Two CGI cartoons with similar premises coming out in close proximity? Well that’s never happened before.

@criminalsimpsons.bsky.social 🍔ALREADY DEAD🥀

People don’t buy islands because they love having consensual sex with fellow adults.

Sounds like what happens when Sesame Street’s power couple has a nasty breakup directed by Quentin Tarantino

She’s right to be concerned. Does Trump even know that Greenland is the icy one and Iceland is the green one?

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Just got this for Christmas. Was so excited to listen to the song on my birthday, and it’s an unreleased track. @themountaingoats.bsky.social , know where I can listen to Swamp Dust?

At 11:00, I'm gonna stream Mermaid Mission: Titanic in an effort to collect late pledges for my upcoming podcast series, "After Titanic"! youtube.com/live/O6dnMaE...

Maybe we need to stop looking at Cinderella as a story about a woman whose problems all went away because of a man, and see it more about a girl who had a shitty life but didnt let it turn her into a shitty person, and then a really cool thing happened to her and bitches were jealous.

A wizard is the guy she read all the books. A sorceress is the guy who knows you didn’t.

Hi! It’s my birthday. As a present to myself I’m going to do a thread of ways you can support my art. If you’ve ever enjoyed the nonsense I make, such as Moevember or the free fantasy epic comic “Legend of the Mole-man”, consider showing your support!

POV: You’re crying for Barney Gumble

@davidbcooper.bsky.social Your work has inspired me

Who wore it best?

BMW Tail Lights be like #Halo

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Nostalgia is the longing for a time when the world could have been anything before it became the thing it is.

The Devil never lies, but he will hold you to your word.

@themountaingoats.bsky.social ‪The best ever death metal band out of Denton never settled on a name.‬ ‪But the top three contenders after weeks of debate were Satans Fingers, and the Killers, and Layers of Uninterrupted Bat Death‬

Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/

All power is inherently religious. If someone pulls a gun on you and asks for your wallet, whether or not he gets your wallet depends very leas on whether or not it the gun is loaded than the communal belief in the gun as an object of power.

*slaps bow* see those arms, genuine Ibex horn. You can shoot through ups to 12 Axe heads with this puppy.

This is seriously one of the best things the Onion ever did, and more people need to experience it.

“President Trump…is a dictator” -The New York Post

Trump Supporter: If anyone threatens my children I’m going Cersei on their ass. Me: Bitch, did you even watch the show?

Island nations are the only countries that actually look like their picture

I don’t care if the odds of surviving a car crash are better, I’m just going to go ahead and not have sex with any Canadians

I just realized something Anya is literally Ellen Ripley + Wendy Torrence

When Liberals see Leopards eating the faces off the people who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party

When you switch from X to Bluesky

I think the fact that we haven’t lost a Simpson yet is the only glue keeping our fragile civilization together. The second Julie Kavner, Yeardly Smith, Nancy Cartwright, or god forbid Dan Castellanata dies it’s all over for us.

Liberals fantasize about being taken to the camps just so they can say “Well so much for small government. *hyuck!*”

📥 No cap, I thought this emoji was Stan Marsh