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what the fuck is wrong with this lady

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Q: Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? A: John Jacob Astor IV is rumored to have been the person who released the dogs from Titanic's kennels as the ship entered the final stages of sinking. 9 of the 12 dogs perished.

the idea phase is the easiest and least valuable part of professional creativity. read the first draft of the first Star Wars if you doubt me Great art is made in the grinding, often miserable collision between the ethereal substance of an idea and the mud and blood and friction of reality

I sure do hate when a documentary leaves me asking challenging questions with no simple answers or resolution. They should just tell me what to think.

I'd watch a 7-hour edit of You Can See Everything like that OJ 30 For 30 they screened as one movie at Sundance.

i did that thing i've seen people do where i stirred protein powder into my oats... textural nightmare. terrible idea.

Now how the fuck is drawing a weapon on someone STEALING DIAPERS and KILLING AN INFANT justifiable force? If this was a little blonde white child there would be outrage. His face would be on every tabloid at the grocery store.

Anton LaVey: The Founder of the Church of Satan... a liar, a PDF file, and an animal abuser with Big Magician Energy (derogatory).

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Is this a safe space to confess I think the flying car is hilarious? You couldn't pay me to get in that thing, but I'd 100% pay to see it at a monster truck rally.

And that's without taking into consideration how militarized and overpowered our police are compared to European departments.

I only just saw Ginger Snaps for the first time and my hot take is the mom is the only one who knows what movie she's in.

this is proven

the 2020s have been a grim fucking decade

if sweeney todd was a ugly baby

Low of 57F and high of 90F today 🫩

Always love to see the killer die in the end

#OtD 14 Oct 1977 anti-gay crusader Anita Bryant was "pied" by Thom Higgins, a gay rights activist. She then began praying and burst into tears. Following a boycott, she lost her job as brand ambassador for Florida orange juice. More LGBT+ history here: workingclasshistory.com/tag/lgbtq/

KELLY CLARKSON HAS PUT US IN DANGER

used to be able to google a line i sort of half-remembered and get the quote but now it just takes the thing I half-remembered unaltered and hallucinates a play & character to attribute it to (or just another author and century entirely!) the line i wanted (w HIS affections and TEND) is from hamlet

I wore shorts and a sports bra for my marathon yesterday. I don’t want to be looked at, I don’t want to be perceived, I’m angry just thinking about the watermarked race photos they’re gonna send to my inbox for weeks. Why does he think we wear shorts to be looked at? Mf I’m sweating!

Was the $15,000 mechanical bird actually for sale or not

Carboloading actually sucks ass lol

Bring It On is such a millennium time capsule. Dropping homophobic slurs every third scene but talking about “going to hades” because they’re afraid to say aitch ee double hockey sticks. 😭

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"Adult Human Female" has never been the definition of a woman - despite what anti-feminists like J. K. Rowling and Donald Trump might claim. So why have TERFs decided to change the dictionary definition of woman? 🤔📖 youtu.be/UshXbhOuIL8

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