Dandy Dirky

Well, he’s letting his dementia freak-flag fly high weeks before he mercifully becomes a LAME (emphasis added) duck.

This was so quick, the lettuce is still crisp.

Senator Wile E. Coyote, without the charming panache though.

Hey y’all. It’s a good morning because you aren’t MAGA Turd Eric Schmitt and the entire country isn’t unmercifully mocking you.

Happy Birthday to the great American composer, George Gershwin, born on this day.

Where are all the cancel culture fucks on this?

Geez. Another 80-year old has left us (Tim Curry) while a rotting and vulgar one is still inflicting division on the world.

Dolly 😢😢😢😢 Dammit. Why are the good ones leaving us. Doralee Rhodes will always have a place in my heart.

president Shit-Fer-Brains stunk it up with his stench of fail apparently. I watched a New Zealand cooking show instead, which I hope shows my disinterest.

😂😂😂

Haha. Fuck this guy. We aren’t shutting up.

I can guarantee you. No former presidents will eulogize Lindsey Graham.

The US losing to Belgium was as predictable as the sun rising in the East because president Shit-Fer-Brains is a colossal vortex of fail.

If people were squeamish about expanding SCOTUS and imposing term limits, they shouldn’t be after today. What a fucking disgrace today.

Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas should be flushed down the toilet. Kavanaugh’s dissent is pretty close to toilet flushing but not the same as the two fascists.

Happy Post of the Day

Bari Weiss is a cunt. There.

I just won $75,000 on Kalshi betting that Jim Comey would publicly mention Duran Duran before May 12.

Food Porn 102: seared scallops, butternut squash puree, and wilted bitter green.

Food Porn 101: apple & fennel salad

I am sorry but Eddie Glaude Jr. crying about the Supreme Court’s Voting Rights Act decision when, in 2016, he very publicly would not endorse Clinton when it was a binary choice. 100% sure she would not have appointed Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, or Coney-Barrett to SCOTUS. So just STFU.

So, was the kerfuffle at the WHCD also staged? At least no one’s life was sacrificed this time to distract from the fact that president Shit-Fer-Brains rapes children.

Drunkie Dancing

😂😂😂

I remember when the Goopers lost their shit when Obama declared a red line and then retreated. So, what the fuck do they have to say about Orange Tits’ strategy? Oh nothing? I am shocked. Shocked I tell you.

This seems overly charitable.

Dear Chief Justice Roberts: Is this within the official duties of the POTUS? Asking for an ancient civilization that long pre-existed our Constitution, especially the completely fabricated immunity clause you radically wrote into the Constitution, you miserable fuck. With lowest regards, Dandy

Here comes Peter Cottontail 🫢

Tux Shorts!!!

The pussy usurper in the Oval Office is so mad. Let’s all laugh at that fat, stupid motherfucker.

Wow.

Boo. Robert Duvall died 😢

This is wildly appropriate ☠️

HRC gonna fuck some MAGA quislings up but good.

Psst. Pam Bondi is a loathsome bitch. Pass it on.

Send this to every veteran you know.

About Bessent: “that boy is a lost ball in high weeds” — Mitch Landrau on Deadline White House. LMOA

Seahawks!

Hey y’all. The corrupt and murderous regime is gonna investigate its own murder of a Minneapolis man who was lawfully exercising his First and Second Amendment rights.

When George Conway and Bill Kristol call to abolish ICE, all of the Dems in Congress better get on board.

NBA postponed the Timberwolves game today due to the illegal occupation of Minneapolis.

This is a domestic terrorist. And enemy of the republic.

Alex Jeffrey Pretti. Remember his name. Renee Good. Remember her name. Both martyrs for democracy. #fuckice #fucktrump #fuckmaga

Minnesota Gov is bringing the fire. State will investigate and prosecute the murder.

This is pretty definitely a murder.

Our government is murdering us. Have we had enough?

Not nearly fast enough.

Lol. Future sketch artist.