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www.youtube.com/live/-JA_1zG... Darkwing Ducky and I discuss the Jay-Z halftime show rumors, fandom in wrestling taking weird turns, and a 10 rating for one of the songs I critiqued in a playlist curated by Ducky’s brother. There’s also 2 0/10s. Find out which ones!

One of my favorite things is disparaging people’s skills by calling them a merchant of something they do frequently… …I called my mom a “question and concern merchant” the other day, after she spent 3 hours on the phone with customer service about her phone lol

One time for @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app happy birthday, dear, hope it’s a great one! 🥳

Yknow—this makes sense when you understand that the NFL *is* an org that *will occasionally* pander to women, but ultimately aren’t in their bottom line of things.

Okay, but in fairness: how smart do you expect a mf that runs out of bounds in the back of the endzone, to be?

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

I’ll tell you what, that pixie cut is doin Kobe numbers. Very 40’s starlet, very Flintstones Halle. 🙂‍↕️

…yknow what? Am I complaining about Jay being the halftime show this year? Nnnope, that shit’s gonna be hard. …But yknow who would be a fun halftime show? T.I. He has quite a repertoire of bangers and jock jams. Why isn’t “Let em Know” halftime concert music? Big Shit Poppin? What You Know?

Mannnnnnn I’ma be sitting 6 inches away from the TV when HOV performs at the SB Halftime show. And if he does U Don’t Know, I’ma propel into fucking outer space

Morning warmup: Nevada (the soccer kid)

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? …spare ribs.

This legitimately happened to me once. Guy on the interstate had a capuchin crawling around his passenger seat. The monkey wasn't even wearing a seatbelt.

She was auntie-ing to the highest extent of auntie-ing

Donald Trump not taking the first Black president ridiculing him well is kind of the defining story of our time

Think long, think wrong, Tiffy.

A women’s end of the show schmozz. What a time, boah.

The Golden State Valkyries take Game 5, 64-55, and are one victory away from winning a WNBA championship in only their second season. Valks held Dream to a season-low 29.2% FG. Game 6 back in Atlanta Thursday afternoon with the Dream's season on the line.

Solo Sikoa said, “I don’t give a damn if it’s 946, 567, 123” Dwayne somewhere like

Dad rock-ass theme song Lmao

Kinda shocked Roman let Solo cook—that made for a tough promo…

Any time he sees Arab people, he sees Sirhan Sirhan, forreal…

Yknow? It warms my heart a bit that LA Knight’s “YEEAAHH” is the successor to Macho Man’s “oooh yeeaah!” for Slim Jim…

Bayley vs. Bird Lady:

…they didn’t show who won “comeback player of the year” award…

“Eat a dick up till you hiccup” I said “MY BIG HOMIE KURUPT!”

…welp.

Penta cashing in!?

Also... my new cookbook is here! Check the thread for the featured recipes ✨️

Keep ya chin up, youngsta. This happened to me at every open mic I hit back in the day.

BLACKSKY’S IT’S OWN APP NOW!!!

“I wonder if she’ll like Josephine for a girl’s name…or Arthur for a boy…”

Celebrating Bootsy Collins' birthday by listening to him tell the story of getting James Brown high on acid again. youtu.be/z8wxu_Ec3xU?...

I’m sure Martin said this about Tommy Hearns, and, well…you saw how *that* panned out…21 year old Tyson gonna have you lookin like Rocky Dennis from ”Mask”…

This game is like watching an episode of “collapse”…The collapse of the Chiefs.

🗣️YOUU DEESEERVE IT! 👏🏾-👏🏾-👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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