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Jackbox Party Pack 12 goes on sale late night tonight! If you’re streaming it tomorrow or this weekend, especially We Forgot a Card, which I directed, let me know and I’ll try to watch. (No promises!)

Some days I play Tea For The Tillerman on repeat all day with wet eyes.

Onion article from 5 months ago. AP article from 9 minutes ago.

Is #inktober still a thing? An ink drawing a day during October? Well, at any rate, here’s an ink drawing of a scene from THE DEER HUNTER (1978)

If you wanted to watch every NFL game this season here are all the streaming services you'd need: ESPN Disney+ Netflix HBO Go/Max/HBO NOW Hallmark+ CBS Sportsballs Plus CSPAN X PornHub NP ClaudeGPT TheBurntPeanut Tivo Classic MLBtv Extra Innings Svengoolie NP JustinTV WikiHowdyDoody

I don't read books; I collect them.

Staring into the abyss.

Why does Netflix pop up the "skip into" button on Portlandia?

Damn. Kalshi is taking all my monies this week. www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/s...

All those Kalshi commercials in the first half make sense now. #USMNT #worldcup

So these Paint Soldiers were spraying blue algae instead of paint?

Let's Go Bill-ee [clap] [clap] [clapx3]

Who's got a hat guy? I need some made.

I saw Milli(rip?) Vanilli(RIP?) a few years ago and I think they're still technically on the same tour. It was great. They were great. The 250 could have a few bangers yet.

Love reading news on my phone.

Heaven.

I am not here all week so if you want the veal order it tonight.

Are you kidding me, Kash?

"As the phony victim of a staged assassination charade, I know a hoax when I see one!"

Fuuuuuuck. We are more than halfway thru Toyota's Trucktober. Flying by, man.

My Toxic Trait: I delete the query string from "share" links before sharing.

In and Out v1

Waldo v3

Waldo v1

Waldo v2

Happy Jaws 50th! #notjacktheripper #itwasashark

IYKYK. And if IYDK in Jaws Quint says he saw a shark eat a rocking chair once and it's never not be hilarious to me. Jaws II should have been about that. #jaws50th

Spotify's AI DJ sounds like they ran a `git clone hannibal-buress`.

This is my summer gif.

Were Ninja and Yolandi on that refugee flight from South Africa? I fink they freaky and I like them a lot.

Today miiiiiight actually break ChatGPT.

#pope #chicago #deepdish #oldstyle

POPE BAHB

Photographer Roger Perry Richmond, south west London, 1976,

Sandhill Cranes? Canada Goose? A watercolor and not a photo at all? #birds #pacificflyway

When #vibecoding be sure to include positive reinforcement and thanks in your prompts.

I want a 30 for 30 about DJ Khaled.

#grig

Effective Immediately: Gulf of Mexico => Gulf of America Mexico City => America City Calexico => Flamerica Mexicali => Eric Trumpsville

ChatGPT, can you explain RXJS's documentation to me like I'm a human?

Randomly wandered into a shop and chatted up the proprietor, and next thing I know I'm walking away with a picture that screams "nighttime is DARKNESS" (Vietnamese, he thinks 1920ies or so)

Western Cattle-Egret in a tree in Kona Hawaii. #birds

FYI you don't need to do Ancestry or 23andme to get your genealogy. Just look to what cookies/treats your family makes around the holidays. Me: pizzelles 🇮🇹 and Vanillekipferls/crescents 🇩🇪 .

Roger Moore is the best JB. Don't @ me.