Smitty

April Fools is so incredibly annoying.

Today I learned I am too anxious of a person to use semiautonomous driving mode on a car.

Jason Sudeikis wearing a WNBA hoodie on #SNL50. 🤩

Is there carbon monoxide in my house or are they just this worn out??

Several women in the music and fashion industries need to get restraining orders against Kanye West.

I can’t get over this look. 😍 (Kudos to the photographer.)

I don’t usually drink soda. Except, I drank Mt. Dew at 11:30 p.m. and now fear I won’t sleep until Thursday at the earliest.

The “other” platform seems to be downright obsessed with Blue Ivy right now?

I still hate the cold, but it does make things pretty.

Why do so many commercials feature ringing doorbells?! (asking on behalf of my dogs) But seriously. Such a high percentage of commercials have doorbells.

“I’ll never speak to you again, but I’ll think about you every day.” credit to Instagram user SpokenSincerely

I have a “tweet me, don’t eat me” shirt from The Farm Sanctuary. Need to somehow update it for BlueSky.

Invention: A removable, kangaroo-type pouch for the passenger seat of a car to keep purses from spilling their contents on curves.

My cat is so #NSFW sometimes.

Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, attends Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour in Toronto.

Excited for #Booksky. I enjoy lighter, popular reads. Jodi Picoult is my favorite author. Hit me with your recommendations. 📚

A giant mouse just ran behind my stove. What is the point of having 1 3/4 cats if this still happens? (Pic of the tripawd one.)

I’m 20 years late and definitely not the target demographic, but I recently started bingeing #VeronicaMars. Now, I’ve talked a friend into watching it as well. 🤣

One was happier about his new halter than the other. #OTTB #AQHA