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This today’s reminder that Bill Gates is in the Epstein files and contracted an STD that he gave to his wife, ending their marriage. He’s always been a piece of shit, Micro$oft has always been a piece of shit, and anyone who blindly praised and defended either of them is probably a piece of shit too

Wednesday Thoughts from a Canadian 🤔🍁💪 '🖕NHL' The NHL is a toxic☣️ misogynistic sports league.

"We" didn't win shit. "You" should never be allowed to put your hands on a medal that requires a lifetime of discipline and training to win. And to Fox News, who used this moment, to attack Canada: "Hockey is all they have and we took it from them!" Go fuck yourself you useless, talentless fucks.

Oh shit, there was a football game in America today? Huh.

Lindsey Vonn’s crash out is truly representative of America as a nation. #olympics

Nothing like spending an evening reminiscing about your past failures to make you realize how pathetically mid one is. (Mid!? I WISH I could climb to ‘mid’ status)

My invite to test @gandersocial.bsky.social came in today. Just in time for the #Olympics!

Olympics is easily one of my favourite things because you get thrown into these worlds of niche sports that have their own lore, history and drama to them. To the people taking part it's their entire lives and this is the moment they get numbers tuning in to watch. #winterolympics #olympics

It’s amazing how quickly and easily I’m able to audibly boo the American athletes at the #Olympics.

So cool when you grind your teeth so hard that a chip breaks off and cuts your gums. But hey, I should just “tHiNk HaPpY tHoUgHts” right?

Every accusation is a confession.

Trump audibly shits himself around 0:34 www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...

LMFAO. Feb 1st, right on schedule… wife gets sick. Which probably means I’ll get sick. FML JFCFML

Most important game of the year

In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.

Despite my suffering this past month from ‘keto flu’, I’m at least down 10lbs. Worth it, assuming the weight loss isn’t actually due to something worse…

Top photo: Jeffrey Epstein’s living room. Suddenly, it all makes sense.

Trump's name appears in the Epstein files A LOT. He is very much implied. Now it's time to demand accountability. Trump was always there, he participated in the heinous acts and he's lied about it. MAGA, your leader is no Christian. He is the very evil you pray to be protected from.

Exciting news! The #decompilation of "Virtua Racer Deluxe" for the #32X has just reached 100% completion Meaning, rebuild binaries matches the official ROM, byte for byte This opens the door for #recomp & #homebrew ports github.com/matiaszanoll... #retrogaming #gamedev #reto #gaming #decomp #sega

Nothing I do is ever good enough. Ever 😩

JFC I’m at the point where a handful of sunflower seeds fucked up electrolytes enough to send me back into a doom spiral. SEEDS. Thanks Cymbalta! #FML

If Joseph Goebbels and a rectal polyp had a kid.

recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

Waking up crying bc your nervous system is fried from overwhelming stress

So it would appear I’ve developed a bit of a benzo dependency! Awesome

Raise your children to be the opposite of the current U.S. president in every possible way.

It’s in a secret code that most Trump voters can’t decipher….

Literally anything I ever do will NEVER be good enough. Why bother trying? Why bother living?

Actively avoiding looking up things that might help me feel better because I deserve to suffer.

Like I genuinely hate this world. I genuinely don’t know why I’m still in it. There’s no point anymore. Good lost. This world has no hope anymore.

Why does everything I try and do ultimately blow up in my face as if to say “fuck you for trying.” Like what’s even the point of trying anymore?

Like I legitimately don’t know why I bother trying anymore; with anything.

Every time I get hopelessly depressed, I know that somewhere out there, a capitalist is legitimately filled with glee for my suffering.

The absolute accuracy of this.

I am genuinely so fucking sick of worthless, inept Democrats and idiotic, power-crazed Nazi Republicans. I am so beyond tired of the dumbest fucking discourse being played over and over for years and years while everything burns down around us and nobody can seemingly do ANYTHING but pour gasoline.

So much fun tweaking your wrist, sending searing pain through your hand to trigger a panic attack leading to a complete emotional breakdown! FML

Oh, I definitely will remember…

i love it when generic cars marketed as "luxury" have features 90% of their buyers will never use. fuck yeah here's a party bus mode to remind you how much of a stupid asshole you are for spending $600,000 on this plastic pile of shit on wheels

Secret police executing white women in the streets. This is what you voted for.

Pickles. My body feels awful because of Pickles. Unreal.

New year rang in and I was in the middle of an Overwatch game completely unaware. A complete non-event for me this year, despite the wave of changes that has come just in recent weeks. Too focused on what’s ahead. A new era has begun.

Going through my saved videos to find something funny to send my niece. Realizing much of what I save is inappropriate for preteens. 😬 Uncle Kube might need to tone it down a bit.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.