Aaron Gotwalt

@rollovereasy.org let’s go chase some pigeons

Within the realm of believability that on the Pope’s passing America will create a schism comparable to the creation of the Church of England

1. Abandon NATO 2. Let Russia attack Europe 3. Let China take Taiwan 4. In the chaos conquer North America These toddlers aren’t playing chess, they are playing Risk

Helpful summary stats on the stakes of PEPFAR stoppages www.amfar.org/wp-content/u...

In one generation we’ve forgotten how vaccines and free trade have given us the life we have today www.vox.com/2015/2/16/80...

John Malcovich reading Vonnegut’s “Breakfast of Champions” audiobook is the closest I’ll likely ever get to hearing how aliens talk

@lmarburger.bsky.social hey, this made me think of you

Never once have I had to do an email verification PIN when unlocking a car with a physical key

Happy Tante Marie season to all who celebrate youtu.be/foA0MGUbYH0

Having a dog has taught me something I never considered about humanity: we throw chicken bones *everywhere*

My grandfather, a dentist, was called a communist for advocating for fluoride in his water supply in the 1950s. What’s old is new.

Honestly not sure if I’m smart enough for this analysis of Wes Anderson movies slate.com/culture/2023...

Back to never thinking about boxing

I can only pretend to care about boxing for so long

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$20 days one member of the incoming cabinet sues another member before June

I think I need more underwraught skeets

I came up with the ^XY syntax that companies briefly tried to use when doing customer support work there

Somehow this Airbnb has great knives and no other usable cooking utensils

The artisinal granola market is the purest form of ungrounded price testing

Crypto is just retro computing at this point

Spicy take: Sonos doesn’t have a moat anymore. It used to be their software, but post Airplay 2, what do they have other than brand?

We are…not sure about the sheep situation

Trillian, but for bluesky / mastodon / retro / post / t2. Is this a time loop?

What if the whole idea of twitter-style apps is bad?