GNUGradyn

I will be holding a fork microwaving contest at the gas pumps

I thought I saw 9,999,999 fireflies but I knew I was seeing things when one more showed up

i think they should just make every traffic light green all the time so you never have to stop

Been releasing red balloons into the sky in Germany, released 98 so far, gonna release one more haha

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I'm stabbing it with my steely knife but I just can't kill the beast, any advice?

MAGA accounts tweet in unison about the need for a White House ballroom following WHCD incident

fuckin time police are stealing an hour tonight when will these state sanctioned bandits face justice

go AWAY

ICE wants to be Trumps private military. Trump wants a war with Iran. See where I'm going with this?

Anthropic feuding with the department of war is like watching 2 bullies fist fight and hoping they both lose

How is it "we need your ID tied to all your online accounts to protect the kids" but also "forget about the epstien files who cares"

Man some guy at Google woke up one day with an idea to make machine translation understand language better and now I can't buy ram

My "back in my day" story when I'm old will be motherboards that didn't have flashback so if you botched a bios update you often just replaced the motherboard lol

Crazy strep used to be one of the top childhood killers. We went from "man I hope I survive" to "man I have to take penicillin for a whole week". Science man

Groundhog Day Meaning xkcd.com/3202/

For those keeping score at home:

TIL I can't smell certain perfumes AT ALL due to my long covid. Not even very large amounts. Some I can weakly smell and some I'm 100% nose blind

Proof Without Content xkcd.com/3201/

Haven't upgraded my phone in 5 years and still not feeling much incentive to do so lol. "My old phone still works great tho" gang unite

I try to explain this to people. There are some edge cases where a VPN is useful, but the advertised privacy benefits are mostly misleading in that they are either redundant or ineffective

this list of super thanks comments is really challenging the go woke go broke theory holy shit y'all

I actually don't understand how people are denying the facts of the recent murders that are plainly observable from the multitude of videos. I mean that literally too. I literally don't get it. How are people justifying this to themselves

there's an alternate universe where Kamala won and instead of the populace complaining about random citizens being executed on the street for no reason we're complaining about paper straws at McDonalds

Aliens are gonna come to earth and see us using insane technology to turn a simple sentence into a professional sounding email only for someone else to use the same technology to turn it back into a simple sentence and just leave

I try to remind myself regularly how lucky I am to have never worried about being able to eat, especially in this country

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Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.

Does anyone have any idea how we break the echo chambers? No Trump voter in my family will ever know what actually happened to Alex Pretti or Renee Good. They will believe the officers were justified. They will watch Fox News and that will be the end of it.

It is impossible to argue with a Republican about an individual recorded incident because if the video fits their narrative, clearly real. Otherwise clearly AI.

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening. The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

trump is gonna die and they're gonna read a letter from his death bed and its gonna be like "today I have stopped a terrible president from turning our wonderful country into a dictatorship"

If this happened in another country, what would you call it?

ANOTHER severely broken windows update. I don't think it's a coincidence that the companies who are heavily invested in AI had a catastrophically gargantuan plummet in software quality right when vibe coding became a thing lol

"If you give your data to any third party, you are inevitably giving up some control over it and people should be extremely cautious about doing that when it's their personal health information," EFF’s Corynne McSherry told @darkreading.bsky.social. www.darkreading.com/remote-work...

Today in St. Paul: A house is raided by ICE agents and other law enforcement officers in St. Paul, Minnesota, U.S., days after an ICE agent fatally shot Renee Nicole Good, January 18, 2026. REUTERS/Leah Millis

Yeah I'm sure manhandling this random old american citizen who can barely walk, in frigid cold temperatures, was 100% necessary. There is actually no excuse for this

Democrats could act like a real opposition party, refusing to validate Trump malfeasance with votes, and setting up a shadow cabinet that regularly communicates how Democrats would be different. But nah. It’s not only a majority of Democratic voters that hate this approach. US allies see it too.

seems notable

ICE murdered a woman in cold blood, kidnapped a priest, beat up a 16 year old, dragged a sobbing autistic woman out of her car and teargassed a car full of infants. None of the above were protesting, let alone violently. This is not a two sided fight.

Everyone with authority must speak out now against Trump's depravity and lawlessness. Every Democratic leader. Every university, professional association, charity, and foundation head. Every CEO. Every religious leader. If they don't, history will condemn their cowardice and complicity.

Electricity be like yeah so we burn coal and use the steam to spin a wheel to spawn angry pixies and then we trick them into making some tungsten hotter then the surface of the sun on command for some convenient lighting

There is a lot to hate these days. But the community response is inspiring. Shine a light; buy a bullhorn.

There's hardly a meaningful distinction between ICE and the Gestapo at this point and we might as well confront that. No reforming an institution which became the gestapo. It must be destroyed.

TFW you are in a bad ideas contest and your opponent is Steve OpenAI