grape

grape

@grapeschitz.com

life is a party and i’m the piñata https://t.me/thisgoat @cabrecouture.bsky.social

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I love when youtube concert recording comes with random person singing badly + the wrong lyrics in your ear. Really brings you there

things that were free from spectators - jell-o shots - malort shots - a whole bar setup for any cocktail - marijuana - keg stands - tacos - sodas, candy, fruits - kindness and motivation amazing crowd!!!!!

grape@grapeschitz.com

at 21 years old, i am officially a marathon finisher 🥹

tbf I had a finishing time much worse than what I initially anticipated to finish the race in, and I was incredibly ashamed and embarrassed after all the training, so I left that part out. Come to find out the next day on social media, so did most other people who ran!!

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in furry world, conflicting dates can make you question your life’s priorities

One of the most attractive things a man can do is random hannah barbera / looney tunes impressions at any given time

you buy: one movie ticket you get: awesome movie about friendship. and also a really cute dog who gets into fan service positions almost the entire time he’s on screen.

if you don't support this movie the lesson Dreamworks is going to learn is that we need 12 more Boss Babies

do any other cultures have a tradition where they tell you to take a bite of your birthday cake and then slam your whole face into it? (ignore the sheep getup, or not 🐑)

also it is not my birthday today. i just think about situations at birthdays and parties a lot 💜🪅

i am currently trying to think of a rainforest cafe level of tacky restaurant to have my 22nd birthday at

90% of photos taken of me now are when I'm in suit. So it's begun severely messing up how far up I tilt my head in human pictures

Forgotten Island did not disappoint with furry fan service. Definitely got my money’s worth 🥴

Not looking forward to being asked "where is your girlfriend" 50 different times at family reunion tomorrow

One time at a party someone pulled me aside for a 1-1 and just said "Grape... We know" and I asked "What... do we know..?" and he didn't respond. He just walked away. I haven't stopped wondering what exactly they knew since then.