Ringer

Ringer

@mmmatch.es

Internet animal (coyote/raccoon/donkey/etc), stuff maker, thing doer, cute little outfit enthusiast, animal costume connoisseur. He/him. Minneapolis

3.4K followers363 following6.3K posts

Wildwood is unsurprisingly great and proof that if you’re gonna make anti-coyote propaganda you can at least make them hot

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Man ppl gotta be more stoked irl when your friend shows you art they made. It sucks to work hard on something and show it to people you care about and get a reaction like "cool :)" hype up ur homies!!! They did that!! Pick out something to compliment and encourage them!

"nobody has talked to me since we hung out, which is certainly my fault"

Kuna@wryote.bsky.social

Whenever I spent time with friends, I get an awful mood drop after where I am convinced I did/said everything wrong and am disliked. I can explain to myself all I want how stupid it is, but it doesn’t make the feeling go away!

Think about how good it feels when you get your kink gear dialed in and now imagine spending that time and money on your daily wardrobe so you can feel that hot every time you go out

Not lying, putting together what feels like a banger outfit activates a lot of the same neurons as being an animal shape for me 🫠

Pour yet another one out for the Mitsubishi Eclipse, which is now just a rebadged Nissan Leaf 😑

my chicken outfit has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my outfit

Ringer@mmmatch.es

See this is why I dress as a chicken, so people know what to expect

The catch-22 of everybody being too self-absorbed to worry about what anyone else is doing means you're free to wear whatever you want but also that nobody will notice when you make an effort to look nice 🥲

LRT I'm also available to advise on pies and/or model, perhaps even simultaneously 😅

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I've been told the "freelance pie advisor" is a famous chef who wrote a book about pies. I did not know. I also learned that he models for a friend's clothing store, Anglo Italian in London.

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social

Things in Popeye, a Japanese menswear magazine: — Interview with a "freelance pie advisor" who claims to have tried every pie in London. He names the city's top three pies. — Recurring column from writer who updates everyone on his cats for some reason. — Feature on Parisian grandfather style.

edging my computer by giving it permission to install updates but then not closing the apps that prevent it from installing the updates

I still need to spend more time with the new Carly Rae Jepson album but man, Versailles is such a bait and switch 😑

Wow people finally got mad that a Sneaker Of The Year list (in October??) is all collabs and retros? I’m actually shocked!

If you introduce the sewing supplies to the Royal Dansk tin gradually as you finish the cookies rather than waiting until they’re gone, it’s less of a shock and easier to organize

“I shouldn’t bug him, he’s probably thinking about something really important” (patent pending)

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GabaGabu@towble.bsky.social

Very hard to get pics by myself...😳 This suit is not made for dexterity but it's pretty mobile. Very warm though! 🐑🥵🐑

this book made me feel a lot of things, such as: - coyotes are even better than I thought - humans are still awful - Mark Twain is an edgelord shitheel - Wile E. Coyote is indeed a great analogue for mankind because he also never learns from his mistakes, UNLIKE COYOTES

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I dunno man are you sure this is how it's supposed to work

Hans, faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺@hansfaffing.bsky.social

Hypnotizing you convincing you i’ve bit and TFed you like the rest of werewolves, not noticing you’re the only in the pack who is wearing a a floopy dog costume. Whenever you ask why you’re not as big yet a new wolf offers to help put more wolf in you; your training has you panting and nodding