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Sharing this because now that the new tub is in (huzzah!) I am using the remainder of funds to pay off the personal loan I had to take to make sure it was funded. Plumbing. You can't afford it but you can't afford to not afford it.

Wait wait wait that Brazilian fuckhead is in Miami now?! FEED HIM TO THE GATORS

Happy #Endhawks Halloween! 🎃🦇 I really wanted to do something fun with these guys dressed up as Batman & Robin (an idea that has Hawks written all over it lol) and took inspiration from a cover by by Chris Samnee. If there's a costume contest I think they'd win it!

I think every Brazilian should get to burn an american flag today as a treat. Good for you guys.

Bertha Studivan died today. She was over 93, my lifelong neighbor, and deserved a better ending than she got, like my father. I am full of grief and rage and sorrow and relief. Go on, Bert. You kept Bob waiting far longer than he had to. I hope you're buried under all those poodles.

My favorite part about my sister taking a week off is that no cardboard or recyclables were taken to the dump, I still washed all the dishes, and i didn't get a nap once.

Has anyone done a tell all on how the Sleepy Hollow show was a fucking disaster after season 1 or

Hot take Rebecca Yarros needs to write something with zero romance in it at all cast off your shackles girl

Domestic Enho once again (╯▽╰ ) #endhawks

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My kingdom for a sleeveless acid wash hoodie in size Actual Fat No I Don't Mean Cutsy Oversized For Skinny People I Mean You Could Fit It Over A Car Tire You COWARDS

This tired-every-other-month parental op-ed brought to you by the people whose greatest hits include: “I’ll GIVE you something to cry about;” “You’re going to be disowned if you don’t do what I say;” “That never happened;” “You look fat in that;” “Why aren’t you eating;” & the downfall of America.

This one is for those who have a soft spot for Enho husbands (like myself)💕 #endhawks

Gonna start a fight at work Monday I think no i do not think I should have to walk the entire length of the building when the back door works the same as front and I signed in already you can see me you can track me don't fucking tell me its for contingency

Everyone needs their own made up holidays. For example my sister loves Jason Vorhees so any Friday 13 I text her 'HE IS RISEN' and get her a little vorhees treat. You gotta make your own magic in this bitch of a world.

Enho Mermay 2026 ♡ #Endhawks

I wrote a minecraft bit, and it got basically no engagement, but I'm fine with that because it turns out I want that to be an original thing and that happens to me so rarely I'm almost excited for how it might turn out.

The problem with veteran owned companies is 60-40 they're horrendously right wing with all the fun biases to match and somrtimes its hard to tell. Except for Black Rifle coffee. They made it obvious. Everyone clap for 'if I wrote that my editor would tell me its too heavy handed tone it down a bit.'

Did I just spend 80$ on coffee i should not have yes do I care no life is an unrelenting nightmare no one is having fun and I am never getting out of debt soooo. Coffee.

Dain Aetos should have been Endgame Xaden Riorson is a fucking disaster start to finish Violet you dumb bitch this book should have been about Mira and I'm not sorry

I understand why they do it but I need my doctors to understand that the next one who calls mounjaro my 'weight loss medication' is getting mauled. No this is my fucking DIABETES MEDICATION. For my real, actual condition, for which the glp1 was MADE IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE.

I don't know precisely what all the numbers mean but I am concerned about my sedimentation rate. I might have to do a second round of chemo. I don't know for sure. I don't want to know.

You ever hear them. Their noise

Nothing I love more than knowing an smp I have enjoyed is entirely alienating new viewers, angering veterans, and NO ONE THOUGHT ABOUT THE RAMIFICATIONS OF BAD GAME DESIGN BETWEEN APRIL AND OCTOBER??

Just a silly frog waiting for treat or trick time 💀👻🖤 #cottagecore #spooky #fallvibes #whimsy

call me a bitch or whatever but I don't think you get to call a survival SMP's concept 'not great for content' when YOU NOTORIOUSLY DIED IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF BOTH FULL LENGTH SEASONS, MOGSWAMP.

I'm sorry Jacob Geller did w h a t christ this is the worst timeline

Get AI to clear everyone’s student loan debt and republicans would finally care about regulation.

Thorin.

Steve Almond once again advertising sex writing classes like no thanks man I know people who do it for free and their work is better and deeper than whatever Sad White Boy Literature you're working on also the entire romance genre would Like To Talk

“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”

Amirite tho

guardian angel

hey its me your party member that mysteriously talking about justice a lot recently and seems to be increasingly perturbed as the plot progresses. im fine still yeah dont worry that my theme song changed after i went a bit too far with one of the previous bosses. im still reliable and trustworthy

Every click a wonder! #kobold #oc:Torkku

DocM77 ass update i cannot WAIT

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