greggy

greggy

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i swear i saw a ton of whalefall hype but i dont know anybody who has seen it. i cant imagine the plot sustaining an entire movie so im uninterested but i was expecting to hear a lot about whalefall

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death is not the end. even after you die, your neopets will continue to train and need fed, your bank account will continue to accrue interest at the neotopia bank, and your neopets stocks will continue to fluctuate on the neoptopia stock market. energy can never be destroyed, only converted

Sorry I just realized it’s been a year that I’ve had my printer. It’s been one hell of a wild ride!!

Had to rent out the theater to see OTHER MOMMY with my son. I’ve been saying “I’m seeing other mommy with my other baby” and then laughing uproariously for days

They played the wild horse nine trailer TWICE I stg. This is getting out of hand. The current “it feels like this movie has been about to come out for my entire life”

death is not the end. even after you die, your neopets will continue to train and need fed, your bank account will continue to accrue interest at the neotopia bank, and your neopets stocks will continue to fluctuate on the neoptopia stock market. energy can never be destroyed, only converted

lol just saw that my theater is getting 'you can see everything' tomorrow. oh well, it was nice experiencing another theater. makes me appreciate my usual place to be like, ok theyve got better seats but worse popcorn and dimmer projectors and more expensive.

I’ve been thinking about “You Can See Everything” all day at work today and my number one conclusion as a straight man is if I was ever introduced to Elizabeth Holmes at a party I would smile politely and say hello then turn tail and run away as fast as I could to keep from being ensorcelled

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el-sayed is one of the only guys in this shit ass country that doesnt suck

Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

sometimes all you can do is laugh at the sky in the pouring rain and say "what the crap"

oh man theres a very satisfying unlocking feeling in my brain when i decide to relisten to a long ass podcast catalog

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how does ohio boy vance keep walking right into the buzzsaw of one of the midwest's most Ancient Tribal Hatreds. dog no one in michigan cares what your OSU ass has to say

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

El-Sayed: JD Vance called me a little weasel today. No, what you’re talking about is a fucking wolverine.

i changed the lightbubs in my headlights today. i put normal ones in there not crazy bright ones. basically that means im a great guy

anybody need any of these? this is how theyre supposed to look, nobody fucked up.

Guess where I am :)

greggy@greggy.org

if i dont go see digger on tuesday i will be mad at myself and the world.

Going in I’ve been avoiding info about this movie so I predict I will either like it or I will dislike it. Probably like it since I like most movies but maybe not if it isn’t funny

*comes at you like a sandworm but for polished wood floors* hey buddy just wanted to come say great job on your floor here!!

saw a billboard so base and crass it just made me cackle like a madman. plain white background with a big rat in the bottom right corner. most of the billboard is a lady in high heels standing on a chair precariously. only words are “CERTIFIED PEST CONTROL INC” with no phone number or website

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I got a pack of kiwi hi chews for probably $12 but they’re extremely good

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Oh my god. I’m so scared right now I pissed my pants. And the piss is red. Like blood from murder

I thought this might be lame and maybe it is but I really liked seeing big “life size” animatronics of the butcher and Lilith and Diablo and there was a cool effect where we “went through a portal” like the Diablo town portals that was neat.

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Oh my god. I’m so scared right now I pissed my pants. And the piss is red. Like blood from murder

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woof we left the park to get dinner and I think that was a big mistake, people are streaming in like crazy and they’re parking people in places I’ve never seen. all the halloween stuff is after dark, we’re going to be hiking back in to stand in lines like ive never witnessed

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Fuck if I could only get ahold of that gold tooth my money troubles would be over

fuck i only follow nancy vicariously when you guys repost it but after seeing a couple others from this week this is so good i have to hand it to her

caroline cash@cashbrowns.bsky.social

Nancy 10/8/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 10… the epic conclusion