Greg the Ghost

Greg the Ghost

@gregkosh.bsky.social

You could be John Wilkes Booth

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Greg the Ghost
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Towards the end her ears went and her hips gave out and the lumps got too many to count, but she was always the sweetest little girl with a hundred kisses on deck. I'll never forget her and I'll miss her forever.

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Greg the Ghost
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Eberle used to come to work at my construction company. She loved truck rides and she was a master at digging a comfortable snoozing hole and turning larger pieces of wood into smaller pieces of wood.

Greg the Ghost
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When my mom was sick Eberle stayed with her and gave her joy until the end. The hospital in my town let me take her in so they could see each other. They set up a room and we put out a bunch of blankets and they spent the afternoon together. It made my mom so happy.

Greg the Ghost
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If we ever get robots I hope they only make them as strong as a small cat. I don't need some terror bot with the strength of 10 men blue-screening and knocking my head off my shoulders. When it glitches out I want to defeat the monstrosity by pushing it down and throwing a heavy blanket on it.

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Addie Mac 🇨🇦
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This coming from someone considered a smart, progressive guy. Americans who engage in these little thought experiments need to realize they’re normalizing Trump’s egregious, aggressive, chaotic behaviour. Just stop it! Canadians are taking this threat to our sovereignty very seriously.

Greg the Ghost
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The Assholes of Evil: China, Russia and their mighty leader, the good old USA. Canada, Japan, anyone else in the Pacific are in danger. Ukraine is probably fucked. Who's next over there? Poland? Is this when the American citizens start standing up? After the camps? It's Nazi USA.

Greg the Ghost
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I just cancelled netflix and amazon. I can't cancel starlink bc it's the only internet I have available. But in protest I'm using it to aggressively pirate american media. FYI: If you install qbittorrent and it's search addon, you can download without ever having to go to any websites.

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Austin Hockey
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Fuck Donald Trump, long live Canada! Buy Canadian, boycott American. Canada is the greatest country on Earth and some orange freak south of of the border isn’t going get away with this trade war nonsense. Vivre Canada! 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁

Greg the Ghost
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We opened the door and got him out. Right around this time the RCMP arrived and took over the scene. A local man went to a nearby business and got their defib machine. A nurse was there, and another nurse pulled over and assisted the RCMP with CPR.

Greg the Ghost
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She had a key fob, but bc the truck was still in drive the buttons were basically useless. There was a spare key in the fob, but three people tried to open it and couldn't. The most diabolical little button ever. I finally looked closer and figured out the mechanism. Got the key out.

Greg the Ghost
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My friend and some other passers by were trying to get his attention. But he didn't respond. I offered to smash the back window, but whoever was on the phone with 911 said we shouldn't. It's a super small town, and it happened that his business was half a block away, and his wife was at work.

Greg the Ghost
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Today is my 48th birthday. At noon I walked outside my job to find my best friend and work partner milling around a truck that had lodged itself on the pipe fence of our post office. My first thought, being a horrible cunt, was to run up and say "You can't park here mate!"