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Our president is our national humiliation.

We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"

I love being in the woods and not having to know how the housing market is doing. “Have you seen these interest rates lately?” No, I’m in the woods

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Trump’s disgusting behavior in our Oval Office in the company of a genuine hero and defender of democracy like Volodymyr Zelensky may be the most disgraceful public behavior by any president in our history.

🎶 The sleigh bells, they were ringin' The snow was fallin down The carolers were singin' The day Santa Claus came into town He rode through the sky on a bright red sleigh Laughed and flew above the trees He made his way down the chimney shaft The day Santa gave a gift to me (follow my 🧵, in G 👇)

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Tolkien: but they were all deceived, for another cup was made.

everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.

Fireflies xkcd.com/2802

Elon right now