Josh

You may sometimes feel like you are the absolute worst procrastinator on Earth, but my Mom once came into my room in a fit of rage and ripped the closet doors clean off their hinges back in 1999 and I still haven’t replaced them.

Sorry for this post. My TDS is acting up again.

Hey @chicagotribune.com Editorial Board: Why did you describe me as a “bomb-throwing influencer”? This is wrong, inflammatory, and racist. Change it. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/07/05/e...

Which is the better word? “Bumfuzzling” or “Titillating” Can’t figure out if I’m more of a Bumfuzzling or Titillating kinda guy.

Dracula Parrots are just Scott Hall marks.

“Make way for Din-Din” Today’s menu special calls for a hand-made shrimp Alfredo.

Short preview of a track I’m working on.

Somebody should do a romhack for Goldeneye 64 and revamp it with Austin Powers characters.

They have always been idiots and probably always will be.

Besides Jiminy, can you name one cricket player off the top of your head?

We grew up in a world with Scatman Crothers and Scatman John. There are no Scatmen scatting anymore and the world has become far too shitty. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! 🤓

Ace Austin reminds me of TNA 05’ era Chris Sabin. This match with Osprey really highlights his technical ability. #AEWDynamite

They should have preserved Clark’s grizzled image to strike fear in their opponents.

The sky can hold billions of tons of rainwater, but we can’t fly unless we pay for an airline ticket. Big Gravity is a scam.

Matadors may not have the best health coverage, butt the proctology exams are free.

Taylor Frankie Paul may have lost her gig with The Bachelorette, but she’s a shoo-in for Barstool Sports.

Democratic Party, you getting the message now? The same old bullshit isn't going to cut it anymore. Time to tear it all down and start over: this time *listen* to the people.

Strange oligarchs, lying from the swamps the promised to drain, refusing to distribute aid, is no basis for a system of government.

Wow, lots of American flags and peace . Sure doesn’t seem like people who hate America you absolute embarrassment Speaker Johnson

Me in the confessional: “so I called it “Stinefield” for the first 15 years of my life”

The best humor is often unintentional.

Correction: Republicans wouldn’t care AT ALL.

“Parasites in Paradise”

The largest SNAP cuts in history went into effect yesterday, eliminating or drastically cutting food assistance for millions of Americans. And it’s all to pay for more tax cuts that primarily benefit the super-rich. Trickle-down economics isn't just a hoax — it's cruel.

I wish they’d bring back Guitar Hero or Rock Band with regular DLCs, at least digitally if costs are an issue. (including playable rockstars) There’s definitely still a market for it.

What a ridiculous person.

Put CinnamonToastKen’s reactions to 90 Day Fiancé on in the background, just happened to look up and thought this dude was Mike Matei.

I had Mick Foley sign this Cactus Jack shirt years ago and never really thought much about how to display it. Then randomly came up with this wild idea.

When you’re listening to Classic Rock radio and hear the DJ say: “alright, here’s one from Paramore”

Red states rely on the money from Blue states to function. This can all be over the second Democratic governors actually wield their power.

I’d love to see the new Hayabusa get a shot in AEW.

Everytime you think you’ve finally caught up, they widen the gap.

I can’t possibly be the only one who wants Angels in the Outfield on 4K.

Where are the demands for town halls? Did the Democratic Party just forget?

Q: Who is Quentin Tarantino’s favorite actress? A: PJ Soles

I wish there was an AI autotune for shitty guitar technique.

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RIP Oz

Oops: On Joe Rogan’s podcast in September 2018, Tulsi Gabbard acknowledged that Russia interfered in the 2016 election. Rogan called it “amazing” that it took until 2016 for foreign election influence to become a major issue in the U.S.

Sometimes you love to see it. And sometimes you LOVE to see it! #AEWAllInTexas