NIST Standard Reference Goat

As a professional computer toucher currently in the job market, Chick Bongo is my hero. youtu.be/-2Qn8sxEeP8?...

Searching maps for restaurants in my area listed a gold buyer with the heading "Seattle's Best Restaurants! (Sponsored)", and I'm starting to think maybe the Internet was a mistake.

I've been using git for a decade at this point and I'm convinced its not a skill issue...there needs to be a `git steamroll --yes-i-really-mean-it` command that just gets you back to origin, no questions asked, no matter what.

@timban.greywolf.social just showed me this picture of the ALPS switch based editing console from his old photo developing lab job and I am eagerly awaiting the @cathoderaydude.bsky.social episode about whatever cursed PC this was hooked up to.

MST3K returns to theaters next week! Don't miss the premiere of The RiffTrax Experiments on the big screen. Tickets here: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

I am baffled and infuriated by website login workflows that START by sending unsolicited recovery codes to email/SMS and THEN asking if I'd like to use my password/2FA instead. Is anyone in the year 2026 so bad at password management that this seems easier?

How to grind beans n brew espresso out in the middle of Mt Washington ☕️ 🦌 @kinter.deer.place

My boyfriend is forcing me to pave over Mint with Arch on my laptop so that he doesn't out-beard me...

I made a phone call and unlocked my adulting achievement for the day.

Ironically, the long line of cars outside this CAKE concert has both a central destination AND a single explanation

I mean, that’s ALL forests if you think about it…

Shoutout to the guy in the Nasty Pig jersey at this Sarah McLaughlin concert absolutely living his best life.

Dammit I know the trailer starts now, because I just pressed play on it, and that’s how playing things works. I don’t need an introduction to the concept.

Me: "I'm not clingy!" 😡 📸 @growlph.greywolf.social #FursuitFriday

Had a fun new experience at the @fetchnw.com boat trip. I got to go up the the control room deck for some pictures thanks to this nice young lady. I guess cause the captain is also a Jimmy Buffett fan. ;p Thanks @growlph.greywolf.social 📸=3

btw, 123456 is your verification code. Oh, I know you didn’t ask for it or even attempt to engage with this service, I just happened to notice you trying to purchase something on a completely unrelated website, and thought I’d offer to make the experience worse and more complicated for you.

Quote Post an album that you have listened to 100+ times

Google wtf are you doing? Please stop. All videos, everywhere, already automatically play back at the correct speed. That speed is 1.0x. It's a well-solved problem.

I can't wait until Apple finally implements industry standard 2FA and gets credit for inventing it.

I guess I should post the other good photo from that night for—(looks up "cryptic" in a thesaurus) (there's no F entries) (looks up "lurking") (aha)—for Furtive Friday 📸 @growlph.greywolf.social

"Are you sure you want to end this chat?" Bitch I was sure I didn't want to start it.

Very normal reverse engineering in progress

AliExpress models have astonishingly small hands.

A telegram crypto spambot offering services related to having previously been scammed by telegram crypto spambots is so ironic is almost beautiful.

Gotta do a 3-hour video essay on the framing, lighting, blocking, and editing of every single shot 🤤

Mike's Hard Clam Juice™

Horse and Handler, kind enough to pause 'long the trail for a shoot 🐴: @daf.monster f.monster 🤠: @bourbondiablo.bsky.social

I love that the Artemis II recovery comm chatter while they were trying to troubleshoot the astronauts’ satellite phone not woking included mission control asking “…and you’re sure you’re pressing down the ‘PTT’ button while you talk?”, proving that none of us are truly too important for T1 support.

Moon people made it back to Earth, cool!

Keychron just published all the CAD files for their keyboards and I think that's pretty neat. github.com/Keychron/Key...

So that's about 1.1GB per emoji, I guess? I can't imagine how boring the "other features" must be if that's how they chose to headline this.

Dwellings of the amateur occultist