G.A.T.

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

Seeing Sabelenka smash her racket after losing affirms why I wanted her to lose.

Nobody could hit a knuckleball thrown by “Grady Chicken Finger Sandwich.” Also, lot of these also sound like horse names in the Kentucky Derby.

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : "The White House put a video on social media that depicted this war as a video game… When 🇺🇸 service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries… it speaks to the moral rot of this administration." (H/T @atrupar.com )

What he says…

Anyone who doesn’t realize we are living in the prequel to Idiocracy probably needs more electrolytes.

We used to be a country that could summon outrage and turn it into courage. Now, MAGA watches Trump bomb a girls’ school in Iran and lie about it. Here are some ideas about what we need to do about it. joycevance.substack.com/p/bloody-sun...

I’m only halfway through it, but Trad Wife by Saratoga Schaefer is great and I have no doubt the second half will be just as fun. Really building up to something insane in the best kind of way. Can’t wait to finish.

Fun fact: “Markwayne” is actually short for “Mark-duane-lorraine-insane-in-the-membrane-insane-in-the-brain-wayne”

So the twerp who cosplayed as a nazi while abusing the Constitution allegedly disparaged a Jewish lawyer for observing Shabbat? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Has pam bondi seen the dow today?

Laughing at all the chuds who think this is the leader chosen by an all powerful and all loving god.

Never heard of EB before, but damn. Nice to see artists I enjoy speaking out for good causes. Just donated.

Except Dr. Frankenstein’s “monster” was misunderstood and arguably justified in his rage. Robert’s monster is real, and he’s a vindictive, facist, moron with mush for brains who bragged about infidelity and he probably raped children.

They always have. Fox news was literally created just to make shit up to stoke the fears of dumbass conservatives.

New Jersey FTW

Actual photo of republicans pretending to care about holding pedophiles (like trump) accountable for their crimes.

Yup. I grew up up in the evangelical bubble that is dumb, evil, and somehow claiming that idolatry of trump is somehow aligned with christian values. After years of looking into it (including completing 2 masters degrees and a JD), I now know that U.S. evangelicals are just like 1930s nazis.

How many times did trump shart his diaper during the SOTU? Easily at least 3 times, but the 8-9 range is still probably a conservative estimate.

If you voted for the clown that gave the SOTU tonight, you need serious mental health therapy and a full refund from any institution that you paid for an education.

This piece of shit “pastor” and “lawyer” is from my home town. He knows nothing about theology or law, so he’s a perfect fit for the incompetent and facist administration currently fucking things up.

These are the words of someone who hates freedom and basic rights. Telling people to trust in a deity is the oldest scam in the book. Lots of gov’ts invoke fictious invisible space daddies for authority, and such gov’ts always withold freedoms instead of respecting basic rights.

Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

This one hits hard.

Palm Beach International airport will be re-named for Donald Trump, costing taxpayers an estimated 5.5 million dollars. But it makes sense. Palm Beach International has limited capacity, is a relic of the past with terrible views, and it traffics children.

This phrase perfectly epitomizes the reality of Trump’s DOJ: “the failure of an attorney to know the basic functions of their profession.”

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

Well, it’s never been a secret that ICE has connections to sex trafficking since trump is their leader.

Alright, it’s time for all the “good” Christians who were morally outraged by the Clinton/Lewinski scandal to be consistent about Diaper Don’s alleged relationship with a WH subordinate, Right?

No shades of gray!

In Fulton County, there had been a mystery as to what the evidence that the magistrate used to find probable cause would it look like. Now there’s a new mystery: how in the world did the magistrate approve this bunch of recycled and discredited allegations to find probable cause?

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Hot take: Mario Kart is shitty game and Nintendo knows it. Was proud watching my 7 y/o in a huge lead the entire race on 150cc only to get green-shelled at the finish line and have 2 cpu characters pass her. Really glad she didn’t throw the controller. Do better nintendo. Fix this stupid shit.

I knew it!

The maga brand is just racism and pedophilia. Re the latter, consider this excerpt from the lyrics of kid rock’s 2001 song ‘Cool, Daddy Cool’ where he literally sang: “Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage, see Some say that's statutory But I say it's mandatory.”

Did anyone else see Pedro Pascal in Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Or was that just me?

Serious question! The bride and groom in Bad Bunny’s halftime show actually got married, right!?! That felt real, y’all.

This must be ai. The real Tommy ain’t this handsome.

The downhill ski drone camera view is so intense. Captures the insane speed and technical skills of the athletes better than any other angle IMO.

“The reason Trump didn’t apologize for the Obama post is because he is a small, petty, fragile man who cannot take responsibility for his own actions. And the second reason, frankly, is because he is a racist.”

Ditto

I think the Turning Point alternative show is just another example of white supremacists seeking segregation.

TDS really does exist. Every person who supports him is deranged.

OBAMA: “People make excuses for him. They say he’s not serious. Everything a president says is serious!”🔥