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Welp, my winter holidays are cancelled. #Doomsday #Dune #DunesDay

Busy summer times are over they said. Kids are back at school they said. Things have calmed down they said. Movies based on games aren't popular they said. #ResidentEvil #StreetFighter Cinemas aren't cool anymore they said. #SenseAndSensibility #Verity Me rn with work overload: 😭

National Cinema Weekend? More like "Leave-Your-Wasted-Mess-Over-To-Overworked-Workers" weekend. 😠 Seriously, you had your fun with all the Spider-Man and Odyssey showings. Get back to school!

#RIPDollyParton 🕯️🙏 #RIPTimCurry 🕯️🙏 #RIPPeterCullen 🕯️🙏

I hate people leaving so much mess inside auditoriums when the film finishes. I hate it more when films that people worked so hard on don't get shown. I highly recommend watching Coyote Vs Acme. And it's not just because those 'corporates' tried to cancel it for tax reasons. I've seen and loved it.

Spider-Man: Threat or menace? I say he's both! He's a menace for having kids leaving behind all that literal rubbish! He's also a threat for workers (Like me) for having them make us overwork! Then again, we wouldn't have characters like J. Jonah Jameson inspiring me to write this.

Think about all the countless trash I had to pick up and deal with between those auditorium showings. And during said showings. You know, I might become a PO'd / crazed villain at some point after years of putting up with this. And seek revenge. J/K. Or am I.

*Is a cinema worker* Nolan. *Dies due to hard exertion and exhaustion* #TheOdyssey

And yet it still didn't stop those kids filling the auditoriums, spilling and throwing food all over the place! 😡

Pride Month’s over they said. Still, LGBT+ folks are still welcome in my cinema (As it should for every cinema). People acting like transphobes and homophobes aren’t. Thank you.

And I mean this more than ever. 🥵

Brian's log. Umpteenth day in heatwave:

- And the amount of mess my colleagues and I have to clean up after each showing: Flipping heck, people, when you buy snacks, actually eat them! Stop dropping or throw them around like maniacs! You're not at a party! Nor a playground! You're at a cinema! And keep quiet while you're at it!😭

You know what ticks me off besides trouble making kids and self-entitled karens/kevins? Homophobes and transphobes who discriminate those of LGBT+ community and their supporters, no matter what age, origins, gender identity, sexuality, etc. They're not welcome in my workplace. #HappyPrideMonth

If they use gen AI for any part of film, maybe they should be rated G. G as in Garbage.

You know what's more important than being in noisy crowds who go crazy over sporting events at night and watching movies at venues after 10-11pm? Sleep.

Damn right! #PrideMonth #HappyPrideMonth #LGBT #LGBTQIA

You know what ticks me off besides trouble making kids and self-entitled karens/kevins? Homophobes and transphobes who discriminate those of LGBT+ community and their supporters, no matter what age, origins, gender identity, sexuality, etc. They're not welcome in my workplace. #HappyPrideMonth

Teenager rated horror movies + Summer heatwaves don't mix.

I must be a magnet for brats, drunkies and druggies.

So the MK2 movie is rated 15 in the UK. And it's based on the rated 18 games. Great. Now we're gonna have kids trying to get in without IDs. 🙄

Devil wears Prada, they say. The devils I know have bad time scheduling / management.

With all them hero characters saving lives on the big screen, they should teach kids not to make big messes all over the place.

THANK YOU! 👍👍

And yet, as a Cinema Host, I know that I and my colleagues are going to do massive cleanups, one showing after another. Damn you, Mario. 😭

Valentines Day. A day to express love. As a Cinema Worker, I find it ironic that I have a lot if hatred for it. Cos visitors have the love of leaving tons of rubbish after watching their film. 😡

Been away for too long. SO much to put up with. Speaking of which: Valentine's here. So many couples (or multiples (iykyk)) coming to my cinema to watch their chosen films like Wuthering Heights. But if I may: Did you know you can go on dates any time and not on Valentines? 😒

Two months since I last posted. Too much cleaning to put up with. 😓 - How To Train Your Dragon - Lilo And Stitch - Elio - Sinners - Jurassic World 😮‍💨 And why are people putting in peanut shells, popcorn pieces and tiny sweets (Like Nerds) inside cup holders? They're a nightmare to clean out!

Why are people constantly using their phones inside auditoriums while the film is playing? You've already booked tickets for it! You're wasting your money, ya 🍩!

I'll make you a deal, Nintendo. Make your Switch 2 and games go down in prices and I'll consider buying.

Then the Academy should book appointments to make them watch those films before they're eligible to vote.

As a Cinema worker, I'll say this. Hell no, they won't! We've been putting up with way too much of their 🐂💩!

As we beeping should.

So much rubbish to clean up after. Damn you, #CaptainAmerica and #BridgetJones.