Gummy Wizard

This November, tell Gina Hinojosa to keep the government’s hands OFF your tacos. Paid for by Texans for Puppies and Ice Cream.

James TalaFREAKO thinks God is trans. Paid for by Concerned Texans for God’s Balls

The cowards at The National Academy of Sciences rejected my McDonald Cascade Theory, which states that a single Michael McDonald impression will inevitably trigger a chain reaction of additional Michael McDonald impressions, because of woke.

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

People do not appreciate what a vast, fundamental sea change batteries are bringing to the electrical system.

“We’re all trying to find the guys who did this!”

It's going to take a long time to undo the damage done by this administration.

ICE in #SouthAustin? iceout.org/reportInfo/9...

Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.

"It's GOOD we bombed Berlin and kidnapped their PM. Just look at all the Germans celebrating in Argentina!"

It’s working!

I know this could be seen as controversial, but I’m beginning to suspect that Nazis might be kind of rude. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Charlie Kirk was a great man, but you'll be fired for quoting him directly. But yeah. Great man with unspecified opinions which you must never repeat.

The more clear it becomes that Tyler Robinson is far-right, the less likely is that law enforcement will tell us.

Trump's a face-half-happy kind of guy.

I just hope that RFK Jr. is standing by and all the doctors at Walter Reed take his treatment advice. #DieTrumpDie

Schismogenesis: defining your identity as “whatever they’re not.” See also: “own the libs.”

The Department of Homeland Security has always been useless security theater to make people feel better. It’s the DOGE of its generation. Why won’t anyone with a platform call it what it is? Is it really that politically delicate? Call it government waste if that’s easier.

Elon Musk is a Nazi.

Where is Gov. Abbott while Texas is flooding?

REPUBLICANS IN THE CIVIL RIGHTS ERA: We don't have the votes, but we will filibuster and use arcane parliamentary rules to deny any attempt to ensure Black people have rights. DEMOCRATS TODAY: Pwease stop.🥺

THE OLDS: Gasp! Look at these dashing young rebels—Kneecap and Bob Vylan—saying all those naughty, forbidden things we explicitly told them not to say! Isn’t that just awful? Aren’t you horrified? THE YOUNG: 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Saw a small gang of mockingbirds harassing a hawk on my walk this morning. The hawk bailed, two birds hot on his tail. How many other little critters did they just save? It reminded me of people showing up to confront ICE, forcing them to retreat. Same energy. Not today, motherfucker. Not today.

remembering the smarmy yale law prof insisting to me that trump must be allowed on the ballot because of the risk of escalating violence that would be spurred by removing him

Noem would've looked shocked if her laminated face was still capable of human expressions.

The way to beat Trump's fake populism is with real economic populism: - genuine solutions like rent control and free fast busses - directing the deep well of public anger up at the oligarchs, not the vulnerable. This is what Trump fears most - and it's why he never wanted to run against Bernie

“But Marines aren’t trained to be police!” And cops are? Cops get less training than hairdressers. Some ex-cop grifter shows up and pushes the “wolves, sheep, sheepdogs” fantasy where empathy gets you killed and the public is the enemy. Police training ain't what you're making it out to be.

Scene in front of the downtown Austin ICE facility from the LA Solidarity protest. People were angry, but peaceful. Despite this, APD tear gassed protesters anyway. #ChingaLaMigra #FuckICE

Remember: All of their accusations are confessions.

The last 50501 protest I went to, they led the crowd in the Pledge of Allegiance. LOL Fuck that shit.

The Mexican flag isn’t a hate symbol. IDGAF if ICE protesters fly it. The real issue is the decades-long fascist smear campaign tying Mexican identity to crime & invasion. Waving the flag is a reclaiming of their identity and a middle finger to anyone who wants them to be ashamed of it.

LA and Minneapolis ICE protesters: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS! KEEP IT UP! YOU GIVE US ALL HOPE! Also, put more distance between yourselves and the pigs as you sling rocks with a shepherd’s sling. They’re cheap online (or you can make your own) and super easy to use.

Coming soon: I HATE TESLERR!

Hey North Austin: Y’all ok up there? Seeing the #hail pics and hearing reports of power outages.

Even the cops knew these arrests were bullshit. And what did Joe Biden have to say about this brutal repression of these students' rights? He painted them as violent antisemites. Remember this the next time you want to whine about young people not voting.

The whole concept of "white genocide" is a white nationalist trope, especially in a country like South Africa. Only a racist could look at a group that’s only 7% of the population, but controls 72% of the land and 67% of the wealth, and say they’re the victims.

#MMW When the Dem Primaries come around for 2028, the candidate running on “Abolish ICE” will have my vote. If none of them have the courage to take up that issue, I’m not sure I’ll even bother voting.

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a